第85章 掌门你偏心
第85章 掌门你偏心
Chapter 85
乌鸦精正式签订合同后,妖族幼儿园二号算是具备了初步的师资力量,按照樊辰的计划,只要乌鸦精教育的好,不出一年,当二号幼儿园里妖族幼崽的法术修为比一号幼儿园好的时候,未来会有更多妖族抛弃偏见申请加入二号幼儿园。长此以往,妖族内部歧视的问题会得到大大的缓解。
After the signing of the contract by Crow Essence, Yaozu Kindergarten No. 2 has the initial teachers. According to Fan Chen ’s plan, as long as the education of Crow Essence is good, it will take less than one year to be the magic repair of the Yaozu cubs in Kindergarten II In order to be better than kindergarten 1, there will be more demon clan abandoning prejudice and applying to join kindergarten 2. In the long run, the problem of discrimination within the demon race will be greatly alleviated.
不过这个发展的前提,好要看这位乌鸦精的教学质量,只希望这位乌鸦精不会让他失望吧。如实对方未来办事得力,樊辰觉得他可以亲自接见一下这位乌鸦精,以自己妖王的身份,对他来说也算是巨大的礼遇了。(乌鸦精:滚~~~~~)
But the premise of this development depends on the teaching quality of this crow essence. I only hope this crow essence will not let him down. In fact, the other party is able to do things well in the future. Fan Chen feels that he can personally meet this crow essence. As his own demon king, it is also a huge courtesy for him. (Crow essence: roll ~~~~~)
于是,在妖王的暗中推动之下,许多曾经中过妖毒经历过退化的幼崽,纷纷朝爆米花幼儿园递交了入园申请。而全俊才也早利用米宛的关系和幼儿园园长发展出无比良好的关系,入园申请什么的,都不用米宛出面招呼了。
Therefore, under the secret promotion of the demon king, many cubs who had experienced degeneration in monster poison have submitted applications for admission to the popcorn kindergarten. Quan Juncai also used Mi Wan's relationship with the head of the kindergarten to develop a very good relationship. Mi Wan did not have to come forward to greet anyone who applied for admission.
妖族如此大的动作,自然是瞒不过捉妖师协会的,协会会长易巡知道这个消息的时候,第一时间去翻了自家协会今年的招生数据。
Such a big move of the demon race naturally cannot be concealed from the demon catcher association. When the association president Yi Xun knew this news, he immediately turned over the enrollment data of his association this year.
和去年相比,捉妖师协会的招生数量同比上涨了百分之十,这个上涨幅度其实已经很高了,但问题是妖族那边,直接多开了一家幼儿园啊。这代表什么,这代表人妖族幼崽的数量增加了一倍,或者在未来一段时间内可能会增加一倍。
Compared with last year, the enrollment of the Monster Hunter Association has increased by 10% year-on-year. This increase is already very high, but the problem is that there is a kindergarten directly opened by the monster family. What does this mean? This means that the number of shemale clan cubs has doubled, or may double in the future.
总会长顿时慌得一逼,这妖族本就寿命绵长,要是出生率再大幅度提高,我人族危矣啊。
The president of the president suddenly panicked. This demon clan has a long life expectancy. If the birth rate is greatly increased, my clan is in danger.
不行,必须得做点什么。
No, you have to do something.
坐立不安之下,易巡拨通了玄雾山魏老的电话:“魏老啊,你们玄雾山太不厚道了。”
Frustrated, Yi Xun dialed Xuanwushan Wei Lao's phone: "Old Wei, you Xuanwu Mountain is too kind."
“……”魏老一脸懵逼,最近玄雾山的弟子都在老老实实的上学修炼,没干啥啊,难道是掌门又怼捉妖师协会了?
"..." Wei Lao looked stunned. Recently, the disciples of Xuanwu Mountain have been honestly going to school and practicing. Didn't do anything. Could it be that the master has been holding the demon trapping association again?
“不管我们曾经有什么误会,但大家都是捉妖师,小事可以摩攃,大事还是要一致对外的嘛。你们怎么能帮着妖族开幼儿园给妖族培养后代呢?”易巡说道。
"No matter what we have misunderstood, but everyone is a demon catcher, small things can be rubbed, big things still have to be consistent with the outside world. How can you help the demon to open a kindergarten for the demon to train offspring?" Yi Xun said.
“帮着妖族开幼儿园”魏老疑惑道,“没有啊,我们玄雾山的幼儿园一直都只收我们自己门派的弟子。”
"Helping the demon to open a kindergarten," Wei Lao wondered. "No, our kindergarten in Xuanwu Mountain always accepts only our own disciples."
“那米宛家的那个爆米花幼儿园是怎么回事?”易巡问道。
"What happened to the popcorn kindergarten of the Namiwan family?" Yi Xun asked.
“爆米花幼儿园?我们掌门开幼儿园了?还收妖族幼崽了?”魏老三连问。
"Popcorn kindergarten? We have opened the kindergarten? Have you accepted the demon cubs?" Wei Lao San asked.
“是呀,难道你不知道。”易巡松了口气,原来魏老并不知情,看来这件事情是米宛一个人的主意,并不是玄雾山的意思。虽然名义上米宛才是玄雾山的掌门人,但是捉妖师协会的人都知道,玄雾山的实际掌控人依然是魏老,只要魏老心里没有朝妖族靠拢,那么……
"Yeah, don't you know it." Yi Xun relaxed. It turned out that Wei Lao didn't know. It seems that this matter is the idea of Mi Wan alone, not the meaning of Xuanwu Mountain. Although nominally Mi Wan is the head of Xuanwu Mountain, everyone in the Association of Monster Hunters knows that the actual person in charge of Xuanwu Mountain is still Wei Lao, as long as Wei Lao does not move towards the demon clan in his heart, then ...
“太过分了!”魏老重重的喊道,语气里充满了愤怒。
"Too much!" Wei Lao shouted heavily, his tone full of anger.
“魏老,您也不用太过激动,您可以好好和你们掌门……”
"Lao Wei, you don't have to be too excited, you can take charge of you ..."
“掌门开了幼儿园,居然只收妖族幼崽不收自家弟子,太不公平了,我找她去。”魏老很急,说完直接挂了电话。
"The kindergarten opened the kindergarten, and only accepted the demon cubs, but not his own disciples. It was too unfair. I asked her to go." Wei Lao was very anxious and hung up the phone after he finished.
“……”听着电话那头传来的忙音,易巡只觉得自己可能要得心脏病了。
"..." Listening to the busy tone from the phone, Yi Xun only felt that he might have a heart attack.
几个意思?这是本来米宛没拉上玄雾山,而只是自己偷偷捣鼓了一个幼儿园,结果他一个电话,反而亲自把玄雾山推过去了?
A few meanings? This was because Mi Wan didn't pull on Xuanwu Mountain, but just secretly tinkered with a kindergarten. As a result, he called Xuanwu Mountain by himself on the phone instead?
心脏好痛,快给我打120。
My heart hurts. Call me 120.
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所谓人在家中坐,锅从天上来,难得的周末,米宛治疗完今天的病妖,正打算出去和男朋友约会的时候,魏老头兴师问罪的电话打了过来。
The so-called person sits at home, the pot comes from the sky, and on the rare weekend, Mi Wan finished the treatment of today's sick demon, and was about to go out to date his boyfriend. When Wei Weixing Xingshi asked the crime, he called.
“掌门,你太偏心了?!”魏老愤愤不平。
"Master, are you too partial?" Wei Lao was indignant.
“……哪到哪啊?你吃错药了吧。”米宛莫名其妙。
"... Where are you? You have taken the wrong medicine." Mi Wan was baffled.
“你为什么开了幼儿园不告诉我?”魏老质问道。
"Why didn't you open the kindergarten and tell me?" Wei Lao asked.
“幼儿园?什么幼儿园?”
"Kindergarten? What kindergarten?"
“爆米花幼儿园。”魏老提醒。
"Popcorn Kindergarten." Wei Lao reminded.
“那个啊,那不是我开的,那是我哥的产业。”米宛回道。
"That, that's not what I opened, it's my brother's property." Mi Wan replied.
“掌门哥哥的产业不就是掌门的产业,而且,你还动用关系,收了好几个妖族幼崽对不对?”魏老问道。
"The elder brother's industry is not the same as the master's industry. Moreover, you still use the relationship to collect several demon cubs, right?" Wei Lao asked.
原来是因为这事啊,米宛瞅了一眼坐在他身边等着她打完电话就出去约会的樊辰,淡定回道:“那是因为那几个妖族幼崽被妖族学校开除了,我看他们没地方去,就顺手帮了个忙,不是要开幼儿园。”
It turned out that because of this, Mi Wan glanced at Fan Chen who was sitting next to him waiting for her to make a phone call before going out to date. He calmly replied: "That's because the demon cubs were expelled from the demon school I do n’t think they have a place to go, so I did a favor, not to open a kindergarten. "
听到米宛如此说,樊辰稍稍挑了挑眉,不过依旧没有说话,安静的坐在媳妇身边乖乖等着。
Hearing Mi Wan saying this, Fan Chen raised his eyebrows slightly, but still didn't speak, and sat quietly beside his wife and waited.
“没地方去,所以顺手帮的忙?”
"There's nowhere to go, so I can help?"
“是的,就是这样,所以你放心,我没有要开幼儿园的打算。”一个宠物店她就已经很忙了,才没时间再去管幼儿园。
"Yes, that's it, so you can rest assured that I have no plans to open a kindergarten." She was already very busy at a pet store, and she didn't have time to manage the kindergarten anymore.
“那掌门,妖族你都帮了,自家门派您应该不会不管吧。”魏老忽然语气一转,显得幽怨起来。
"That master, you have helped the demon clan, you should not care about your own school." Wei Lao suddenly changed his tone, and looked murmured.
“怎么了?”米宛问道。
"What's wrong?" Mi Wan asked.
“我们玄雾山的幼儿园也快开不下去了。”魏老叹气道。
"Our kindergarten in Xuanwu Mountain will not open anymore." Wei Lao sighed.
“玄雾山的幼儿园开不下去了?”米宛之前去过玄雾山的幼儿园一次,那家幼儿园虽然不大,但是里面的孩子全是拥有捉妖师天赋的,而且大半的孩子天赋都不错。特别是今年年初她推荐过去的廖婷婷,都已经在学灵力驭器了。
"Can't Xuanwushan's kindergarten open?" Mi Wan went to Xuanwushan's kindergarten once. Although the kindergarten is not big, all the children in it have talents for catching demon masters, and most of the children have talents. Not bad. Especially at the beginning of this year, she recommended the past Liao Tingting, who are already learning Lingji.
“是的,您也知道,我们玄雾山的幼儿园统共就那么几个人,根本达不到开幼儿园的标准。一直是捉妖师协会给我们开的特权才办下来的,但是最近这段时间我们和捉妖师协会的关系有些微妙,于是这层特权就没了,所以……”魏老一边流畅的编织着谎言,一边在心里默默道歉。
"Yes, you also know that there are only a few people in our kindergarten in Xuanwu Mountain, which simply cannot meet the standard of opening a kindergarten. It has been managed by the privilege granted by the Association of Catcher Masters, but this period of time Our relationship with the Monster Hunter Association is subtle, so this privilege is gone, so ... "Wei Lao silently apologized in his heart while weaving the lies smoothly.
对不起了,总会长,老夫也实在是没办法了才推给您的,反正你和我们掌门关系也不好,再差一些也没啥。
I'm sorry, President, and the old man really has no choice but to push it to you. Anyway, your relationship with our head is not good, and it's nothing worse.
“是因为我吗?”米宛顿时皱起了眉头,据她所知玄雾山和捉妖师协会的关系一直不错,如果说有什么不好的地方,那就只能是自己这个挂名掌门了。捉妖师协会这是想让玄雾山失去开幼儿园的资格,然后从玄雾山手里抢生源?
"Is it because of me?" Mi Wan immediately frowned. According to her knowledge, the relationship between Xuanwu Mountain and the Demon Hunter Association has been good. If there are any bad things, it can only be his famous palm. The door is closed. Demon Hunter Association This is to make Xuanwu Mountain lose the qualification to open a kindergarten, and then grab the source from Xuanwu Mountain?
想抢我玄雾山的弟子,简直做梦。
I want to rob my disciples of Xuanwu Mountain and dream.
“魏老头,你把玄雾山的孩子都给我转去爆米花幼儿园,要是捉妖师协会再敢捣乱,你告诉易巡,小心我扛着玄铁剑杀去他办公室。”米宛气呼呼道。
"Old man Wei, you transferred me all the children of Xuanwu Mountain to the popcorn kindergarten. If you dare to mess with the demon catcher association, you tell Yi Xun, be careful I carried the black iron sword to his office." Mi Wan exhaled. Road.
敢欺负她徒子徒孙,信不信她把捉妖师协会总会长的位置直接抢过来。不过这事也就想想,真要是当了总会长,还不得累死。
Dare to bully her disciples and disciples, believe it or not, she grabbed the position of the president of the demon catcher association directly. But think about it, if you become the president, you must not be exhausted.
“行嘞,那我们周一见。”魏老头要的就是这几句话,得到承诺后果断挂了电话。同时心里美滋滋的想着,只要他把玄雾山的弟子送去了掌门的幼儿园,那以后随便找点理由,就可以把掌门弄去幼儿园讲课了,到时候他们这一代的弟子,绝对个个都是人才啊。
"Xing Lao, then we will see you on Monday." The old man Wei asked for these words, and hung up the phone after receiving the promise. At the same time, I was thinking happily, as long as he sent the disciples of Xuanwu Mountain to the kindergarten in charge, then he could find some reason after that and he could send the master to the kindergarten to give lectures. All are talents.
“打完了?”樊辰见米宛放下了电话,才出声问道。
"Done?" Fan Chen asked Mi Wan when he saw the phone drop.
“气死我了,捉妖师协会为了对付我,竟然搞垮了我们玄雾山的幼儿园。”米宛咬牙道,“想抢我弟子,断我传承,没门!”
"I'm so mad. In order to deal with me, the Association of Catcher Masters actually broke our kindergarten in Xuanwu Mountain." Mi Wan gritted his teeth. "I want to rob my disciples, break my inheritance, no way!"
“……”只一句话,樊辰大概就能猜出这个魏老在电话那头对米宛说了什么了,看着气的脸色发白的女朋友,樊辰叹了口气,分析道,“这种事情,易巡应该不会做。”
"..." In just one sentence, Fan Chen could probably guess what this old Wei said to Mi Wan on the phone. Looking at his girlfriend with a pale face, Fan Chen sighed and analyzed, "This This kind of thing, Yi Xun should not do it. "
“什么?”米宛不解。
"What?" Mi Wan puzzled.
“玄雾山一直是捉妖师协会的强大战力,就算对你再不满,易巡也不会得罪玄雾山的。所以这件事情,不可能是他做的。”樊辰说道。
"Xuanwu Mountain has always been a powerful fighting force of the Demon Hunter Association. Even if you are dissatisfied with you, Yi Xun will not offend Xuanwu Mountain. So this thing cannot be done by him." Fan Chen said.
“那是……”米宛愣了愣,反应了过来,“魏老头故意骗我。”
"That's ..." Mi Wan was stunned and reacted. "Old Man Wei lied to me deliberately."
“他应该是想找借口让你多去指导弟子们修炼吧。”樊辰完全能理解魏老这么做的原因,他让全俊才留下乌鸦精,不也正是希望妖族的未来能越来越好嘛。
"He should be looking for an excuse for you to guide your disciples to practice." Fan Chen can fully understand the reason why Lao Wei did this, he let Quan Jun leave the crow essence, it is also hope that the future of the demon clan can be more Come the better.
米宛蹙了蹙眉:“其实我这段时间已经在整理玄雾山的修炼法门了,打算过段时间就拿给魏老头,好补全玄雾山的传承。我这人修炼还行,但不大不适合当老师。”她性质有点急,实在不是个当老师的料子。
Mi Wan frowned: "Actually, I have been sorting out the cultivation method of Xuanwu Mountain during this time. I plan to give it to Old Man Wei after a while so as to complement Xuanwu Mountain's heritage. But it is not suitable for being a teacher. "She is a little anxious in nature, and she is not really a teacher.
“偶尔提点一下就可以了。”樊辰道,“估计魏老头也是这么想的,他并没有奢望你手把手的教导弟子。而且和妖族幼崽一起学习,还能同时掌握我们妖族的动向,一举两得,何乐而不为呢。”
"Sometimes it's enough to mention a few points," Fan Chen said. "It's estimated that Old Man Wei thought the same. He didn't expect you to teach disciples hand-in-hand. And studying with the demon cubs, you can also grasp the trends of our demon clan, Do two things with one stone, why not do it. "
不管魏老表现的多支持米宛,但是在他的心里,守护人族依旧是第一位的,这是捉妖师的天职。不说其他,就说他和米宛,如果有一天人妖两族真的发生不可调和的矛盾的话,估计他们也会回到自己最初的立场。所以,他绝对不能让这种事情再发生了。
No matter how much Wei Lao expressed his support for Mi Wan, in his heart, the guardian family is still the first, which is the bounden duty of the demon catcher. Without saying anything else, let's just say that he and Mi Wan, if one day there is an irreconcilable conflict between the two groups, it is estimated that they will return to their original positions. Therefore, he must not let this happen again.
“这么一来,妖族,普通人类,捉妖师,就真的要在同一个学校里学习了?” 米宛蹙眉道,“不会打架吧。”
"As a result, demon races, ordinary humans, demon catchers, really want to study in the same school?" Mi Wan frowned, "Won't fight."
“打架肯定是会打的,但也有可能打出感情来。”樊辰微笑,他相信,只要有他和米宛全力压制,应该可以把种族矛盾压到最低。而且,幼儿园的孩子,三观还没有形成,正是改变固有观念的最佳时机。
"A fight will definitely be possible, but it is also possible to have feelings." Fan Chen smiled. He believed that as long as he and Mi Wan suppressed it, it should be possible to minimize racial conflicts. Moreover, for children in kindergartens, the three views have not yet formed, and this is the best time to change the inherent concepts.
米宛一怔,她忽然想起了许久之前樊辰和她聊起的设想,樊辰一直希望人类和妖族可以在一个学校里共同成长,让他们互相影响,互相渗透,通过这种方式找到平衡之道。
Mi Wan stunned, she suddenly remembered the idea that Fan Chen had talked with her a long time ago. Fan Chen always hoped that humans and demon races can grow together in a school, let them influence each other, penetrate each other, and find a balance in this way. Way.
如果妖族不再痛恨人类了,大自然的环境恢复速度会更快,而一旦捉妖师不再以杀妖为责任了,他们甚至可以像米宛一样,成为守护人类,同时也守护妖族的存在。这样一来,也许在久远的将人,生存,发展,生态可以找到一个完美的平衡。
If the demon clan no longer hates humans, the environment of nature will recover faster, and once the demon catcher no longer takes the responsibility of killing demon, they can even be like Man Wan, guarding human beings and guarding demon clan at the same time. The presence. In this way, perhaps in a long time, people, survival, development, ecology can find a perfect balance.
“那就……先实验一段时间?”米宛说道。
"Then ... first experiment for a while?" Mi Wan said.
“好。”樊辰赞同,忙完正事就该忙私事了,樊辰提醒道,“宛宛,我们该去约会了。”
"Okay." Fan Chen agreed. It's time to do something private when you are busy. Fan Chen reminded, "Wan Wan, we should go on a date."
“那还等什么。”米宛嘻嘻一笑,拍着自己蓬蓬的小裙子,开心的站了起来,为了今天的约会她还特地打扮过呢。
"What are you waiting for?" Mi Wan smiled, patting her puffy little skirt, stood up happily, and she even dressed up specially for today's date.
“走吧。”樊辰伸手搂住某人的小蛮腰,化作一道流光朝天空飞去。
"Let's go." Fan Chen stretched out his arms around someone's small waist and turned into a stream of light and flew towards the sky.
他们走后,小麻雀才敢推门进来收拾石桌上的茶水点心,一边羡慕的望向天空:“我也想抱着女票飞天啊,虽然我修为不高,但我也是个有翅膀的男妖。”
After they left, the little sparrow dared to push the door in and tidy up the tea snacks on the stone table, looking at the sky enviously: "I also want to hold the female ticket to fly to the sky, although I am not high, but I also have wings Male demon. "
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樊辰搂着米宛飞了一阵落在了东海深处的一座无人小岛上。
Fan Chen hugged Mi Wan flying for a while and landed on an uninhabited island deep in the East China Sea.
米宛一站定,望着这个面积不大,但是渺无人烟的小岛,立马就知道了某妖的打算:“无人荒岛?又想练习?”
Mi Wan stood still, looking at this small, but insignificant island, and immediately knew a demon's plan: "No deserted island? Want to practice again?"
“咳~~不是你自己说想来海边的吗?”樊辰回道。
"Cough ~ Didn't you say you wanted to come to the beach?" Fan Chen replied.
米宛回忆了一下,似乎是前两天她看电视的时候,看到主人公在海边度假,于是顺嘴抱怨了一句:“我五百多岁了,还没有去过海边呢。”
Mi Wan recalled that it seemed that when she was watching TV the other day, she saw the protagonist on vacation at the beach, so she complained: "I am over 500 years old and have not been to the beach yet."
原主虽然有很多机会到海边来,但是她从小就胖,所以有些排斥海边,一直没来过。
Although the original owner had many opportunities to come to the beach, she was fat since she was a child, so she repelled the beach a bit and never visited.
“那也用不着来无人荒岛啊,连个卖冰淇淋的都没有。”米宛嘟嘴道。
"That's why you don't have to come to a deserted deserted island, not even one that sells ice cream." Mi Wan grumbled.
“我这就去买。”说完,樊辰原地消失,直接遁走了。
"I'll buy it now." After that, Fan Chen disappeared in place and escaped.
“……”米宛无语。
"..." Mi Wan was speechless.
大约十分钟后,樊辰抱着一大袋足足十几种口味的冰淇淋再次飞回荒岛,献宝一样的递给米宛:“还有什么想吃的吗?我再去买。”⊿思⊿兔⊿在⊿線⊿閱⊿讀⊿
About ten minutes later, Fan Chen flew back to the desert island with a large bag of ice cream of more than ten flavors, and gave it to Mi Wan like a treasure: "Is there anything else I want to eat? I will buy it again." ⊿ 思⊿Rabbit⊿Online⊿⊿Read⊿Read⊿
“你这么用妖力,会不会太浪费了?你这出去买个冰淇淋的功夫,妖力都可以种活好几颗树了。”米宛说道。
"Are you using too much magic power, wouldn't it be too wasteful? You can go out and buy an ice cream, the magic power can grow several trees." Mi Wan said.
“不浪费。”樊辰微笑摇头,“我心情好的时候,妖力可以事半功倍。”
"No waste." Fan Chen smiled and shook his head. "When I'm in a good mood, the demon power can do more with less."
所以给我买冰淇淋会让你高兴了?!
So buying me ice cream will make you happy? !
米宛得意了一会儿,决定吃完冰淇淋后,让某只妖更高兴一些。
Mi Wan was complacent for a while and decided to make a demon happier after eating ice cream.
从袋子中随意的抽出一根雪糕,撕开包装舔了一口,米宛顿时幸福的眯起了眼睛,这个好好吃。随即,她把手里的雪糕递到樊辰嘴边,开心道:“这个挺好吃的,你也尝尝。”
Taking out an ice cream from the bag at random, tearing open the package and licking it, Mi Wan's eyes narrowed happily, which was delicious. Immediately, she handed the ice cream in her hand to Fan Chen's mouth and said happily: "This is delicious, you also try it."
樊辰买回来的雪糕几乎都不重样,所以没有第二支可以分享。
The ice cream that Fan Chen bought was almost not duplicated, so there was no second one to share.
樊辰点了点头,不过他没有去舔雪糕,而是错开雪糕,缓慢的靠近某张因为吃了雪糕而分外红艳的嘴唇。米宛眼睛发亮,她就知道,某只妖带她来无人荒岛,肯定是想要继续练习的,嘿嘿嘿~~
Fan Chen nodded, but instead of licking the ice cream, he staggered the ice cream and slowly approached a certain red lips because of eating ice cream. Mi Wan's eyes shined, she knew that a certain demon brought her to an uninhabited desert island, definitely want to continue practicing, hehe hehe ~~
“能等我走了再交配吗?”忽然,一个带这些许困意的声音从浪花里传来。
"Can I mate before I'm gone?" Suddenly, a voice with these sleepy words came from the spray.
米宛下意识的扭头,发现一只巨大的鲨鱼鱼鳍,正从海面缓缓升起。
Mi Wan turned his head subconsciously and found a huge shark fin that was slowly rising from the sea.
作者有话要说: 鲨鱼:这鸟不拉屎的地方,居然还能吃到狗粮。
The author has something to say: Shark: This place where the bird does not shit, can actually eat dog food.