第4章 捉妖师协会
第4章 捉妖师协会
Chapter 4 Association of Catchers
“也就是说，如今的妖精只要去捉妖师协会登记一下，就可以光明正大的在人活动？”听了麻雀精的科普，米宛一脸的不可思议。不怪她会如此惊讶，早五百年，人妖之间打的如火如荼，两方你死我亡的，就连她自己也是因为杀妖太多，被群妖设计困死在墨林的。而且当时用来困住她的法宝太过强悍，以至于她死后五百年灵魂都没能投胎。
"That is to say, as long as today's goblins go to the Monster Hunter Association to register, they can live in a fair and honest manner?" After hearing the science of sparrow spirits, Mi Wan's face was incredible. No wonder she would be so surprised. In the early five hundred years, shemales were in full swing. The two sides died, even she herself was trapped in Morin because of too many monsters. And the magic weapon used to trap her at that time was too powerful, so that her soul could not be reborn for 500 years after her death.
却不想，不过五百年的时间，妖族和捉妖师竟然握手言和了，米宛心中不禁有些戚戚嫣。不过戚戚焉也只是一瞬罢了，不管当初她是如何死的如今都过了快五百年了。人生匆匆也不过百年，五百年的时间若是她去投胎转世，也够她转了六七回了，时过境迁这个词也够用上七八回了。更何况她当初杀妖，是因为妖族为祸人间，如今妖族既能够约束自己不伤无辜，她也懒得动刀了。
But I didn't want to, but for five hundred years, the demon clan and the demon catcher actually shook hands and made peace, and Mi Wan couldn't help but feel a little Qi Qiyan. But Qi Qiyan was only a moment away, no matter how she died at the time, it has been almost five hundred years now. Life is in a hurry for only a hundred years. If she goes to reincarnate in five hundred years, it will be enough for her to turn six or seven times, and the term time and state will be enough for seven or eight times. What's more, she killed the demon at first, because the demon clan is a disaster. Now that the demon clan can restrain herself from hurting innocent people, she is too lazy to use the knife.
“你不是捉妖师吗？你难道不知道？”麻雀精有些惊讶的问道，这规矩订了也快百年了，居然还有人不知道的。
"Aren't you a demon catcher? Don't you know?" Sparrow asked with some surprise. This rule has been set for almost a hundred years. Some people don't even know it.
“咳……我刚从山里出来，不是很懂。”
"Cough ... I just came out of the mountain, I don't understand."
“……”谁信啊，麻雀精瞄了一眼米宛脚上的鞋子，默默的在心里补了一句，山里可没有八千块一双的跑鞋。
"..." Who believes? Sparrow glanced at the shoes on Mi Wan's feet, and silently added a sentence in his heart. There are no eight thousand pairs of running shoes in the mountains.
“所谓非我族类其心必异，如此壮举是哪位能人促成的？”米宛是真心好奇，她年少的时第一次跟着师傅去捉妖，也忍不住问过师傅，为什么是妖就一定要杀，能不能和谐共处。当时师傅的回答是，非我族类其心必异，人类和妖族始终都无法真心的信任对方。所以和谐共处，只能是一种妄想。
"The so-called non-my family must have different hearts. Who can make such a feat?" Mi Wan was really curious. When she was young, she followed the master to catch the demon for the first time, but she couldn't help but ask the master, why If you are a demon, you must kill it. Can you live in harmony? At that time, the master's answer was that the non-my family must have different hearts, and neither the human nor the demon family can truly trust each other. Therefore, harmonious coexistence can only be a delusion.
“这个……应该归功于时代的发展。”麻雀精也是受过九年义务教育的新时代麻雀精，解释起来自带一股马克思主义的风格，“据说五百年前，捉妖师和妖族曾经有过一场大战。那场战役就相当于人类历史上的一战和二战，影响极其深远。”
"This ... should be attributed to the development of the times." The sparrow essence is also a new era sparrow essence with nine years of compulsory education, explaining that it comes from a style of Marxism. "It is said that five hundred years ago, the demon catcher and the demon clan There was a war once. That battle was equivalent to World War I and World War II in human history, and its impact was extremely far-reaching. "
“说重点。”原主历史不好，米宛知道有一战二战这么个东西，但是具体不知道这是干啥的。
"The key point." The original owner's history is not good. Mi Wan knew there was such a thing as World War I and World War II, but he didn't know exactly what it was for.
“我也是听老辈的妖精说的，说是五百年前那场大战之后，虽说是捉妖师最终胜利了，但实际上却是两败俱伤。特别墨林那场战役之后，捉妖师中再难有人可以制约我族千年以上的前辈了。”
"I also listened to the elves of the elders, saying that after the battle five hundred years ago, although the monster catcher finally won, it was actually both defeats. In particular, after the battle of Morin, the master catcher It's hard for someone to restrict my predecessors for more than a thousand years. "
“墨林战役？”米宛眉头一跳，莫不是说的自己？
"Battle of Morin?" Mi Wan frowned, could he say that?
“是啊，据说当时有一个特别厉害的捉妖师，其身高八丈，皮肤黝黑，在墨林一人单挑数十妖族，最后自己把自己作死了。”
"Yeah, it is said that there was a particularly powerful demon catcher at the time, who was eight feet tall and dark in skin. He singled out dozens of demon races in Mo Lin and finally killed himself."
“……”其身高八丈，皮肤黝黑，自己把自己作死的捉妖师。你特么才皮肤黝黑呢，我不知道多白。
"..." He was eight feet tall, with dark skin, and made himself a demon catcher. You are so dark, I do n’t know how white.
“从她死后，捉妖师中就没再见过那么厉害的捉妖师了。”麻雀精讲的兴起，忽然八卦起来，“不过我听说过另一个版本，据一棵老树妖说起，他说五百年前其实是妖族设了陷阱，还特意找了妖族至宝乾坤藤才把人困死的。”
"Since her death, the monster catcher has never seen such a powerful monster catcher." The rise of the sparrow essence suddenly wentssip, "but I have heard of another version, according to an old tree demon. He said that five hundred years ago, the demon clan actually set the trap, and he specifically found the demon clan Qian Kunteng to trap people. "
原来困死自己的东西，是妖族至宝乾坤藤。这东西都拿出来了，妖王是下了血本了。
It turned out that the thing that trapped me was the demon clan Qian Kunteng. All these things are taken out, and the demon king has made the blood.
“乾坤藤你知道吗？你们捉妖师可能不大清楚，它是我们妖族的圣物，只有在妖族遭到灭顶之灾的时候乾坤藤才会出现，保佑我们妖族不至于血脉断绝。可见当时那个捉妖师多牛逼，杀的我们妖族差点灭族了。”麻雀精仿佛身临其境般的咋舌道。
"Do you know Qiankun Teng? Your demon catcher may not be very clear. It is a sacred thing for our demon clan. Only when the demon clan is destroyed, will the Qiankun vine appear to protect our demon clan from being cut off. It can be seen that the monster catcher was so powerful that the demon clan almost killed the clan. "The sparrow essence said as if it were immersive.
“听你这口气，还挺佩服对方？”牛逼捉妖师本人，淡定的看着自己的妖族小迷弟。
"Listening to your tone, I still admire each other?" Niu Cui catches the demon master himself, and looks at his demon tribe calmly.
“咳……不过五百年过去了，再牛逼也已经是历史人物了，再说捉妖师也没好到哪里去，那位传奇的捉妖师被乾坤藤困死之后，捉妖师中再没有人是妖王的对手，最后也死了七七八八。”麻雀精说道。
"Cough ... but five hundred years have passed, and it is already a historical figure no matter how good it is. It is not good to catch the demon master. After the legendary demon master was trapped to death by Qian Kunteng, No one is the opponent of the demon king, and finally died seven or eight. "Sparrow essence said.
“那最后到底是怎么发展成今天这样的。”米宛越听越迷糊了。当初的战役如此惨痛，捉妖师和妖族到底是怎么握手言和的。
"Then how did it end up today?" Mi Wan became more and more confused. The battle was so painful at the beginning, how did the demon catcher and the demon clan shake hands?
“就是这一战之后，两族元气大伤，人妖两族停战之后各自休养生息。结果不知道为什么，从那之后，妖族的生育率忽然急剧下降，同样的，人族中捉妖师的比率也越来越少。经过几百年的演化，这捉妖师和妖族，慢慢都成了稀有动物了。”麻雀精说道，“两边这么一看，这自己都快要灭族了，还这么继续打下去不是灭的更快，于是某年某月某日，双方大佬坐在一起喝了喝茶，就成立了这么一个协会。”
"It was after this battle that the two clan's vitality was badly hurt, and the shemale and the two clan recuperated to rest and recuperate. The result did not know why, since then, the fertility rate of the demon clan suddenly dropped sharply. Less and less. After hundreds of years of evolution, the demon catcher and the demon clan have gradually become rare animals. "The sparrow essence said," When you look at it on both sides, you are almost going to exterminate the clan, so continue Fighting is not faster, so a certain year and month and day, the big brothers of the two sides sat together and drank tea, and established such an association. "
原来如此。
It turns out so.
米宛懂了，这是再打下去双方都要绝种了，所以联起手来互相保护。但是捉妖师还是担心妖族会霍乱人间，所以搞了这么一个捉妖师协会。
Mi Wan understands, this is because both sides are going to be extinct, so join hands to protect each other. But the demon catcher still worried that the demon clan would be cholera, so he made such a demon catcher association.
“妖族确实是没落了，你这妖力弱的，我当时差点没认出来你是妖。”不是米宛自负，就她这双眼睛，还真没妖族能在她眼皮子底下掩藏身份的。但是刚才这只麻雀精，却是等他自己坐在她身边的时候，米宛才察觉出来那么一丢丢妖气。实在是……
"The demon race is indeed down, you are weak, and I almost didn't recognize you as a demon." It wasn't Mi Wan who was conceited. With her eyes, there really was no demon race that could hide her identity under her eyelids. of. But this sparrow essence just waited until he was sitting beside her, and Mi Wan realized that he was so angry. It is really……
太弱了！
too weak!
“我……我妈说我能化成人形就已经很厉害了。”麻雀精回道。
"I ... my mother said that I could become a humanoid already." The sparrow replied.
“你妈要求真低。”
"Your mother's demands are really low."
“……”麻雀精顿时不知道该怎么反驳了，总不能说如今许多妖族连人形都化不了吧。这种丢脸的事情说给妖族天敌听，总觉得不大得劲。
"..." The sparrow essence suddenly didn't know how to refute it. It can't be said that many demon races can't even transform into human figures now. This kind of embarrassing thing is always uncomfortable to tell the monster enemy.
米宛手指扣了扣桌面，既然人妖两族已经和平相处了，那么她就不用再像以前那样到处捉妖了，倒是可以试着当个普通的富家小姐。本来米宛的梦想是当个普通人的，奈何原主家里有钱，她只能勉强把自己的愿望改成富家小姐了。嗯，这个要求不过分。
Mi Wan buckled the table with her finger. Now that the two groups of shemales and babies have lived together in peace, she no longer needs to catch demon everywhere as before, but she can try to be an ordinary rich lady. Originally Miwan's dream was to be an ordinary person. But because the original owner's family had money, she could only barely change her wish into a rich lady. Well, this requirement is not excessive.
“我走了。”出来已经有一段时间了，差不多该回去了。
"I'm leaving." It's been a while since I came out, and it's almost time to go back.
“馄饨，十块钱。”老板见米宛要走，吆喝了一嗓子。
"Ravioli, ten dollars." The boss shouted when he saw that Mi Wan was leaving.
“他给。”米宛拍了拍麻雀精的肩膀。
"He gave it." Mi Wan patted the sparrow's shoulder.
“……”麻雀精认命的掏钱。
"..." Sparrow earnestly paid for it.
米宛原路返回了刚才的院子，见院门没上锁，顿时心下一喜，看来这位大妖兄弟是默许自己翻墙借道了。
Mi Wanyuan returned to the courtyard just now, and when the door was unlocked, he felt a sudden joy. It seemed that the big demon brother acquiesced himself through the wall.
进门，关门，锁门，然后一路小跑，翻上城墙。
Enter the door, close the door, lock the door, and then trot all the way up the wall.
嘿咻。
Hey!
挂在墙头的米宛再次坚定了减肥的决心。
Mi Wan, who was hanging on the wall, once again strengthened his determination to lose weight.
米宛身后的房子里，樊城站在二楼窗口，看着胖乎乎的丫头略显滑稽的翻墙动作，眼神闪过一丝迷茫，这人身上怎么会有一股自己觉得熟悉的气息。
In the house behind Mi Wan, Fan Cheng stood at the window on the second floor, watching the chubby girl's slightly funny movement over the wall, his eyes flashing a little confused, how could this person have a breath that he felt familiar with.
而且，如今的世道，不应该觉醒灵力如此强大的捉妖师才对啊。
Moreover, in today's world, it shouldn't be awakening a demon catcher with such a powerful spiritual power.
米宛翻回自家院子，悄没声息的溜回了房间，盖上被子继续睡觉。
Mi Wan turned back to his yard, slipped back into the room quietly, covered the quilt and continued to sleep.
*
第二天一早，米宛早饭吃到一半的时候，接收到叶管家有些复杂的目光。
Early the next morning, when Mi Wan had half of his breakfast, he received a somewhat complicated look from Ye Guanjia.
“找我有事？”米宛咬了口荷包蛋问道。
"What's the matter with me?" Mi Wan asked with a bite on the poached egg.
“小……小姐昨晚毒瘾发作了？”叶管家想着刚才张嫂拿给他看的被子，那是从米宛房间拿出来的，昨天才铺上去的崭新被褥，上面全是不规则的裂口。为了防止米宛自残，除，但是他唯一能想到的就是，这些裂口全是米宛徒手撕开的。
"Small ... Miss had an addiction last night?" Ye Guanjia thought of the quilt Zhang Sao showed him just now. It was taken from Mi Wan's room. It was a brand-new quilt that was only laid out yesterday. It was all irregular. Rift. In order to prevent Mi Wan from self-mutilation and removal, but the only thing he can think of is that these cracks were all torn open by Mi Wan.
“嗯。”米宛淡定的嗯了一声。
"Huh." Mi Wan calmly let out.
“那小姐……怎么没叫我们。”昨晚安静的一点声息都没有听见。
"That lady ... why didn't you call us." There was a quiet voice last night without hearing it.
“叫你们又帮不上忙。”
"I can't help you anymore."
“……”叶管家被噎了一下，好半天才道，“毒瘾发作的时候很危险，我们在旁边看着，可以防止你伤到自己。”
"..." Ye Guanjia was choked for a while, and said for a long time, "Drug addiction is very dangerous. We are watching next to it, which can prevent you from hurting yourself."
“我不会自残的。”米宛有原主的记忆，她知道原主以往毒瘾发作的时候会不受控制的自残。如今的米宛自残肯定是不会自残的，但是她残别人的概率就有点高了，为了安全起见，米宛觉得自己毒瘾发作的时候身边还是没人会比较好。
"I won't self-harm." Mi Wan has the memory of the original owner. She knows that the original owner will be uncontrollable self-harm when the drug addiction attacked in the past. Today, Mi Wan's self-mutilation is definitely not self-harming, but the probability of her mutilating others is a bit high. For safety reasons, Mi Wan feels that no one around her will be better when her drug addiction attacks.
“那我让赵医生过来给您做个检查。”叶管家又说道。
"Then I will ask Dr. Zhao to do an examination for you." Ye Guanjia said again.
“行。”米宛伸手又去拿了一个包子，忽然指尖一点顿疼，“管家，能不能给我找个指甲剪，我指甲断了。”说着还把自己的手指甲展示给对方看。
"Yes." Mi Wan reached out and took a bun, and suddenly his fingertips hurt. "Butler, can you find me a nail clipper, my nails are broken." He also showed his fingernails to the other party Look.
叶管家目光扫过来，顿时眼皮一跳，只见米宛十个肉乎乎的指头上，长长的指甲断了足有六七个，有两个还颤巍巍的挂在上面没掉，但是根部已经断到肉里了，看着就疼。光是这一幕，就足以想象昨晚毒发的时候境况有多凄惨。
Ye Guanjia glanced at his eyes, and suddenly saw Mi Wan's ten fleshy fingers, long nails were broken, there were six or seven, and two still trembling hangs on it, but The root has been cut into the meat, and it hurts when I watch it. This scene alone is enough to imagine how miserable the situation was when the poison hit last night.
小姐居然没有砸东西或者自残，而是一个人默默的在房间忍了下来。
The lady did not smash things or self-mutilation, but silently endured herself in the room.
“好。”叶管家心头有些复杂，让人送了指甲剪，又安排了医生过来检查。
"Okay." Ye Guanjia's heart was a little complicated, and people sent nail clippers, and arranged for the doctor to come over to check.
看着神情轻松，积极配合的小姐，叶管家忽然间有了一种直觉，这一次小姐是真的想戒毒了。
Looking at the young lady with a relaxed look and active cooperation, Ye Guanjia suddenly had an intuition. This time the young lady really wanted to quit drugs.
他下意识的就想把这个消息告诉先生和大少，但是……
He subconsciously wanted to tell the news to the gentleman and the young master, but ...
---只要人没死，就别给我打电话。
--- Don't call me as long as the person is not dead.
算了，还是等毒瘾彻底戒除了再说吧，毒品这种东西，一旦沾上，想要彻底戒掉实在是太难。他为了帮小姐戒毒，了解了不少这方面的资料，别说小姐一个没吃过什么苦的娇弱女孩子，实际案例中，许多五大三粗的男人最终都没几个能彻底戒断的。
Forget it, let's wait until the drug addiction is completely quit. Let's talk about it. It is too difficult to completely quit drugs once they are caught. He learned a lot of information in this regard in order to help the young lady get rid of the drug. Not to mention that the young lady was a bitter and delicate girl who hadn't eaten any bitterness. In actual cases, many men with big fives and three thick men could not completely quit.
自家小姐从小就不聪明，和大少的睿智，小少爷的聪慧相比，小姐根本不像是米家的孩子。按理说以她这样的家世也不需要多聪明，但偏偏小姐敏[gǎn]又自卑，明明比不过，却越要比，以至于越长大人越阴沉，性格怪异的连家里人都不怎么愿意和她交流了。本来他们只是觉得小姐性格怪异了一些，但是谁也没想到，有一天，小姐竟然会为了减肥而吸毒。
Compared with the wisdom of the young master and the wisdom of the young master, the young lady is not like a child of the Mi family. It stands to reason that a family like her does not need to be smart, but she is inferior and inferior, and she is obviously more inferior, but the more she compares, so that the older the adult, the more gloomy, and even the family members are weird. Communicated with her. Originally they just thought that Miss had a strange personality, but no one expected that one day, Miss would take drugs for weight loss.
刚知道这个消息的时候，就连一向话不多的大少，都气的问了一句：“你是脑子有坑吗？”
When I first heard about this news, even the young and old, who hadn't talked much, asked angrily: "Are you brainy?"
“小姐，坚持住，半年很快就过去了。”叶管家忍不住鼓励道，只要他把小姐困死了，毒瘾肯定能戒。
"Miss, hold on, six months will pass soon." Ye Guanjia couldn't help but encourage, as long as he trapped the lady to death, drug addiction would definitely be able to quit.
什么？这毒瘾要戒半年？！
what? Will this drug addiction quit for half a year? !
看来得好好和隔壁妖族大哥打好关系才行。
It seems to have a good relationship with the elder brother next door.
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