第3章 翻墙
第3章 翻墙
Chapter 3 Over the Wall
东郊人少,夜生活自然没有市区丰富,此时又是凌晨时分,空荡荡的马路除了接触不良的路灯偶尔闪一闪之外,半天也见不到一个人影。
There are few people in the eastern suburbs, and the nightlife is naturally not as rich as in the urban area. At this time, it is early in the morning. The empty road does not see a silhouette for a long time except for the occasional flashing of the poorly connected street lights.
“呼~~”
"Hoo ~~"
米家老宅隔壁的院子里,忽然平地起了一阵旋风,旋风卷起了几片掉落的叶子,一株藤蔓从地底钻了出来,藤蔓快速的生长着,只转眼的功夫就长出个人形。而后凝实,化作一个身着长衫的男子,长衫是华夏国古代的服饰,但是男子身上的款式显然是经过设计的,透着一股中西结合的时尚感。
In the courtyard next to the old house of the Mi family, a whirlwind suddenly appeared on the flat ground. The whirlwind rolled up a few fallen leaves. A vine was drilled out of the ground. The vines grew rapidly, and only a blink of an eye grew a figure . Then it solidified and turned into a man in a gown. The gown is an ancient Chinese costume, but the style of the man's body is obviously designed to reveal a sense of fashion combining Chinese and Western styles.
男子站定,捋了捋自己并没有什么皱褶的衣服,正要往正厅走去的时候,忽的似有所觉,扭头看向了自己右手边的围墙。
The man stood still, stroking himself without any wrinkled clothes. When he was about to walk to the main hall, he suddenly seemed to feel that he turned his head to look at the wall on his right.
“嘿咻~~”
"Hey ~~"
一个胖呼呼的人影刚好爬上墙头,呼哧的喘了一口粗气,显然是因为体型太过壮硕,爬墙给累着了。
A fat figure just happened to climb up to the wall, breathing a sigh of breath, apparently because the body was too strong and was tired from climbing the wall.
男子眯了眯眼,默默的看着。
The man narrowed his eyes and looked silently.
“看来我得继承原主的遗志好好减肥,不然以后爬墙……咳……是动作的灵敏性受影响啊。”米宛歇了口气,正打算翻过去的时候,猛的发现一个长身玉立的男子正神色莫测的看着她。
"It seems that I have to inherit the original will of the original owner to lose weight, otherwise I will climb the wall ... cough ... the sensitivity of the movement is affected." Mi Wan took a breath and was about to turn over and suddenly found a long body Yuli's man looked at her unpredictably.
这人长的极为好看,米宛从小修炼,没读过几本书,所以不知道该怎么形容这种好看。她只是无端的想起了小时候师傅告诉过的话:碗碗啊,这一般越厉害的妖怪长的越好看。
This man is extremely beautiful. Mi Wan has been practicing since childhood and has not read a few books, so I don't know how to describe this kind of beauty. She just thoughtlessly remembered what the teacher told when she was a child: Bowl bowl, the more powerful the monster is, the better it looks.
米宛见过不少妖族,也有特别厉害但长的很丑的妖怪,比如她以前抓过的一只虎妖。但是眼前这个男子,却完美的验证了他师傅的话,强大而美丽。
Mi Wan has seen many demon clan, and there are also very powerful but ugly monsters, such as a tiger demon she has caught before. But the man in front of him perfectly verified his master's words, powerful and beautiful.
男子周身的妖力犹如深海的海草一般,密密麻麻的朝外伸展着,妖力中一点光华闪烁,让她看不清对方的本体。米宛下意识的评估了一下敌我实力,如今宝器不在手边,赤手空拳她是打不过这只大妖的。
The demon power of the man's body was like the seaweed of the deep sea, stretching out densely, and a little glory in the demon power made her unable to see the other party's body. Mi Wan subconsciously evaluated the enemy's strength. Now the treasure is not at hand, she can't beat this big demon with bare hands.
“咳……大哥,我不是来捉妖的,我就翻个墙,出去吃个泡面,顺便减肥。”所谓识时务者为俊杰,打不过咱就不打,这好不容易才活过来,总不能又跟五百年前一样死回去吧。
"Cough ... Brother, I'm not here to catch the demon, so I turned over the wall, went out to eat instant noodles, and lost weight by the way." The so-called time-conscious person is Junjie, but we won't fight if we fight. Can't you go back and die like you did five hundred years ago.
再说,眼前这位大妖,虽说妖力强大,却难得的没有什么戾气。更何况,如今这个世道也不是五百年前人妖势不两立的状态了,米宛也不是天生就喜欢杀妖的。
Besides, the big demon in front of him, despite his powerful demon power, rarely had any excitement. What's more, this world is not the state where the shemales were incompatible five hundred years ago, and Mi Wan is not born to like to kill demon.
不是来捉妖的?这是看穿了自己的身份?从没有被人看穿过身份的樊辰,望着墙头那胖丫头的神情更莫测了,他可以肯定,刚才他幻化出人身的时候,这个人类女孩还没有从墙那头翻过来,应该是没有看见的。所以,他是真的能看见自己身上的妖力。
Isn't it to catch the demon? Did you see through your identity? Fan Chen, who has never been seen through his identity, looked at the fat girl at the head of the wall more unpredictably. He can be sure that when he turned into a person just now, this human girl had not turned over from the wall, it should be Not seen. Therefore, he can really see the power of his body.
捉妖师协会什么时候出了个资质这么好的捉妖师了?
When did the Monster Hunter Association produce such a good monster catcher?
“那个,我以为隔壁的屋子没人的。”见妖族大哥不说话,米宛弱弱的又解释了一句。这院子她观察过,就在她家隔壁,来的时候院门紧闭,显然是没有人的。谁知道人没有是没错,妖却是有一只。就是这妖妖力太强,她竟然一时间看不透这妖的本体,而且显然这妖还不是在全盛状态之下,此时的他身上是受了伤的。
"That, I thought there was no one in the next room." Seeing the elder brother of the demon clan didn't speak, Mi Wan explained weakly. She had observed this yard, and was next door to her house. The door was closed when she came, and apparently no one was there. Who knows if people are right, but there is one demon. Even if the demon had too much power, she couldn't see through the demon's body for a while, and apparently the demon was not in the heyday state, and he was injured at this time.
也不知道是和哪个大妖内讧了,胸口被开了一个拳头大的洞,黑峻峻的有些渗人。
I don't know which big demon was infighted with, a big fist hole was opened in the chest, and the black grim was somewhat infiltrating.
之所以说是妖族内讧,是因为米宛没有在伤口上察觉到捉妖师的灵力,所以很显然不是捉妖师打伤的。
The reason for the infighting of the demon clan is because Mi Wan did not notice the spiritual power of the demon catcher on the wound, so it was obviously not that the demon catcher was injured.
“没人你就能翻我家墙头了?”樊辰终于出声,清冷的音色犹如深夜中响起的琴音。
"You can turn the wall of my house without anyone?" Fan Chen finally said, and the cold tone was like the sound of a piano in the middle of the night.
“对不起啊,我去翻另一面墙。”米宛还是很好说话的,围墙有四面,东南西北,她就不信翻不出去了。
"I'm sorry, I'm going to turn over another wall." Mi Wan still speaks very well. There are four sides of the wall, southeast and northwest, she can't believe it and can't go out.
“你是捉妖师?”樊辰喊住正扭着屁股要往回跳的某人,确认般的问道。
"Are you a demon catcher?" Fan Chen asked, confirming someone who was twisting his butt to jump back.
“是呀。”米宛点头。
"Yeah." Mi Wan nodded.
“这年头,捉妖师倒是少见了,哪个门派的?”
"This year, the demon catcher is rare, which school?"
“野生的。”若是五百年前她当然是有门派的,而且还是当时响当当的捉妖第一大派。但如今的她,顶着原主的壳子也只能是野生的了。
"Wild." If she had a martial art five hundred years ago, it was still the largest group of demon catchers. But now she, with the shell of the original owner, can only be wild.
樊辰上下打量了米宛一番,以为她不愿意说,也没继续多问,转过身继续往正屋走去。
Fan Chen looked at Mi Wan up and down, thinking she did not want to say, did not continue to ask more, turned around and continued to walk to the main house.
这是同意自己借道了,还是没同意?
Did you agree to borrow it, or did you not agree?
米宛看着空荡荡的院子,顿了那么两三秒,然后一挪屁股跳了下来。
Mi Wan looked at the empty courtyard, paused for two or three seconds, then moved his ass and jumped down.
没赶她走,就是默认同意她借道了。米宛自顾自的响着,迈着肥胖的小短腿,哒哒的跑到院门口,从里面打开门大大方方的走了出去。
Did not chase her away, but agreed to borrow her by default. Mi Wan groaned with his own fat legs and ran to the entrance of the courtyard, opened the door from the inside and walked out generously.
白天过来的时候米宛就已经观察过周围的环境了,哪条街有吃的,哪条街有便利店她都记的一清二楚。此时正饿的厉害,米宛目标明确的往小吃街走去。
When Mi Wan came over during the day, she had already observed the surrounding environment. She knew exactly which street had food and which street had convenience stores. At this time, being very hungry, Mi Wan walked to the snack street with a clear goal.
“小姑娘,想吃什么?”整条借道就只有这么一个夜市摊,老板见有人走过来,热情的招呼着。
"Little girl, what do you want to eat?" There was only such a night market stall in the whole way. The boss greeted someone warmly when he saw someone coming.
“泡面。”米宛点单。
"Noodles." Mi Wan ordered.
“小姑娘,想吃泡面,你直接去超市买了回家泡,我这里只卖馄饨。”老板的脸黑了黑,这人找茬呢,大半夜来馄饨摊点泡面,难道馄饨汤泡的面更好吃?
"Little girl, want to eat instant noodles, you go directly to the supermarket and buy home to soak, I only sell ravioli here." The boss's face is black, this man is looking for stubble, most of the ravioli stalls come to ramen noodles at night The noodles are more delicious?
“馄饨啊,哪有泡面好吃。”米宛一脸的不高兴,馄饨有什么好吃的,早五百年都吃腻味了,如今泡面才是她心中的美食之王。
"Wonton, how can instant noodles be delicious." Mi Wan's face was unhappy. What was delicious in wontons, which had been tasted for five hundred years, and now ramen is the king of food in her heart.
老板顿时脸更黑了,觉得泡面比馄饨好吃,怪不得你长这么胖。
The boss suddenly had a darker face, and felt that the instant noodles were more delicious than wonton. No wonder you grew so fat.
这时候,夜市摊又来了一对青年男女,直接坐在米宛旁边的桌子上,嚷着要两碗馄饨。从两人亲昵的姿势来看,俨然是一对情侣。
At this time, a pair of young men and women came at the night market stall, sitting directly at the table next to Mi Wan, shouting for two bowls of wonton. From the intimate posture of the two, it seems like a couple.
“那我也来一碗吧。”米宛颇有些偏强道,这周围也没别的东西可以吃,就先吃完馄饨垫垫肚子吧。
"Then I'll have a bowl, too." Mi Wan said a little bit strongly, there is nothing else to eat around here, just finish eating the wonton pad.
“行。”老板的脸色又好了一些,算这胖丫头识相,等着我用馄饨拯救你错误的美食观。老板决定,一会儿这碗馄饨一定好好煮,争取在口感上超过那庸俗的泡面。
"OK." The boss's complexion is better. It's a fat girl's acquaintance, waiting for me to save your wrong view of food with wonton. The boss decided that for a while, this bowl of ravioli must be cooked well, striving to exceed the vulgar instant noodles in taste.
老板一走,米宛忽然搬着个小凳子挤到了那对小情侣中间,在两人诧异的目光中,笑眯眯的说道:“一起吃啊。”
As soon as the boss left, Mi Wan suddenly moved a small stool and squeezed between the couple, and in their surprised eyes, they smiled and said, "Eat together."
两人一愣,这人是谁?
The two were shocked. Who is this person?
“你是谁?”男青年直接问了出来。
"Who are you?" The young man asked directly.
“怎么,你不认得我了吗小麻雀。”米宛搬凳子过来的时候,刻意坐在了男青年的旁边,这时候一边说话,一边伸手轻轻的搭在了男青年的胳膊,同时掌心悄无声息的运起一股灵力。
"Why don't you recognize me, little sparrow." When Mi Wan moved the stool over, he deliberately sat next to the young man. At this time, while talking, he stretched his hand and gently put it on the young man's arm, while palm Silently transported a spiritual force.
男青年脸色一变,立刻就明白了米宛的身份,但是自己最近也没做什么啊,怎么就被捉妖师给盯上了。
As soon as the young man's face changed, he immediately understood Mi Wan's identity, but he didn't do anything recently, so he was stared at by the demon master.
“她是谁?”女青年一脸愤怒的看着两人交握的手,大声质问道。简直太过分了,这对狗男女,当着自己的面就这么勾搭上了。
"Who is she?" The young woman asked with a loud look as she looked at the hands they were shaking. It's just too much. The dogs and men are so hooked up in front of themselves.
“亲爱的,不是你想的那样。”麻雀精知道女朋友这是误会了,急忙解释。
"My dear, it's not what you think." The sparrow essence knows that this is a misunderstanding by her girlfriend and hurries to explain.
“不是我想的那样?那她是谁,她为什么握着你的手,还知道你小名。”
"Not what I thought? Then who is she, why did she hold your hand and know your nickname."
“她是……”男青年也不知道自己该怎么解释米宛的身份,只得说道,“慧慧,你先回去,我明天再跟你解释。”
"She's ..." The young man didn't know how to explain Mi Wan's identity, so he had to say, "Hui Hui, you go back first, I'll explain it to you tomorrow."
“解释,我看你是需要时间想借口吧。不用乐,我们分手。”慧慧仿佛认定了自己被出轨,上去就给了麻雀精一巴掌,而后拎着包头也不回的走了。
"Explain, I think you need time to make excuses. No fun, let's break up." Huihui seemed to believe that she was derailed, she gave the sparrow essence a slap, and then walked back without carrying Baotou.
霸气啊……米宛很欣赏这位慧慧姑娘的为人。
Domineering ... Mi Wan appreciates the Hui Hui girl's person.
“请问,我是犯了那条条律了吗?”麻雀精苦着一张脸,问着这位忽然出现威胁自己的捉妖师。
"Excuse me, did I violate that rule?" Sparrow asked with a hard face, asking the demon catcher who suddenly appeared threatening himself.
“条律?什么条律?”米宛反问。
"Rule? What rule?" Mi Wan asked rhetorically.
“既然没有,那你干嘛无缘无故伤我。”男青年一听自己没就犯条律,无缘无故的就被欺负了一回,顿时气的够呛,拍着桌子大声吼道,“我要去协会告你。”
"Since not, then why did you hurt me for no reason." The young man broke the law as soon as he heard that, he was bullied for no reason, suddenly choked, and shouted loudly on the table, "I want Go to the association to sue you. "
“你要告我?”米宛稀奇了,还有妖怪敢告捉妖师的,还真是麻雀虽小,胆子挺大。米宛哼了一声,掌中灵光一闪,慢悠悠的抬了起来。
"You want to sue me?" Mi Wan was surprised, and there were monsters who dared to sue the demon master. The sparrow was really small, but it was very bold. Mi Wan snorted, the aura flashed in his palm, and he slowly lifted it up.
“我错了。”男青年一秒怂掉,惨白着脸重新坐下。这是秀才遇到兵,有理说不清了。$思$兔$網$文$檔$共$享$與$在$線$閱$讀$
"I was wrong." The young man dismissed for a second, and sat down again with a pale face. This was Xiu Cai's encounter with the soldiers, which makes no sense. $ 思 $ 兔 $ 网 $ 文 $ 文件 $ Total $ Enjoy $ and $ Online $ Read $ Read $
马丹,哪里来的这么强一捉妖师。而且自己这废柴体质,打个人类男性都够呛,到底是哪里惹着这位大捉妖师了。
Ma Dan, where is this strong one to catch the demon master. Moreover, his own waste wood physique, hitting human males is enough to choke, in the end what is causing the big demon catcher.
“来了,三碗馄饨。”这时候老板正好把馄饨煮好,送过来见忽然少了一人,诧异道,“咦,还有一个女孩呢?”
"Come, three bowls of ravioli." At this time, the boss just cooked the ravioli. When he came over and saw that there was one less person, he was surprised, "Hey, what about a girl?"
“他们分手了。”米宛代为回答道。
"They broke up." Mi Wan replied instead.
“……”老板扫了一眼米宛搁在麻雀精胳膊上的手,顿时眼角抽了抽,没看出来啊,那么漂亮一姑娘居然输给了这么一个胖丫头。不对,这胖丫头一身的名牌,一看就是个有钱人,肯定是这小白脸见钱眼开。
"..." The boss glanced at Mi Wan's hand resting on the sparrow's arm, and suddenly the corner of his eye twitched, and he didn't see it. The beautiful girl lost to such a fat girl. No, this fat girl's famous brand, at first glance, is a rich man. It must be the little white face who saw the money.
“那这碗馄饨?”老板的声音都冷了几分。
"That bowl of ravioli?" The boss's voice was a bit cold.
“我吃。”米宛把两碗馄饨都扒拉到自己面前。
"I eat." Mi Wan pulled both bowls of ravioli in front of him.
果然胖子能吃,老板放下馄饨冷着脸离开了。
Sure enough, the fat man can eat, the boss put down the wonton and left with a cold face.
美食当前,米宛懒得处理麻雀精,拿起筷子,打算吃饱喝足之后才进行处理。不过她自己倒是吃的香,一旁的麻雀精,却是胆战心惊的。一直等到米宛吃的差不多了,才试探性的问道:“大师……我……我到底做错什么了?”
At present, Mi Wan is too lazy to deal with sparrow essence, picks up chopsticks, and intends to deal with it after he has eaten enough. But she was a fragrant food, and the sparrow essence on the side was terrified. Waiting until Mi Wan was almost eating, he asked tentatively: "Master ... I ... what am I doing wrong?"
“你跟刚才那个女孩什么关系?”吃饱了的米宛心情好,也愿意继续搭理麻雀精了。
"What's your relationship with that girl just now?" Mi Wan, who was full, was in a good mood and was willing to continue to take care of sparrow essence.
“我……我女朋友啊。”
"I ... my girlfriend."
“你一个麻雀精,和人类谈恋爱,是何居心?”
"You are a sparrow, who is in love with human beings, what is your heart?"
“什么居心,捉妖师协会也没有禁止人妖恋啊。”
"No matter what the heart, the Association of Catchers does not forbid shemale love."
“什么协会?”米宛愣了一下。
"What association?" Mi Wan froze for a moment.
“捉妖师协会啊。”
"Association of Monster Hunters."
“……来,小麻雀,我们好好聊一聊。”米宛亲切的拿起一双筷子,塞到麻雀精手里,“来,边吃边聊。一会儿聊的好了,我放你离开,聊的不好,我就烤麻雀吃。”
"... Come on, little sparrow, let's have a good chat." Mi Wan kindly picked up a pair of chopsticks and stuffed it into the sparrow's hands. "Come, eat and chat. After a while, I'll let you go, If the conversation is not good, I will roast the sparrow. "
呜呜呜……妈妈我好怕,快来救我。
Ooo ... Mom, I'm so scared, come and save me.