第17章 如何干吃不胖
第17章 如何干吃不胖
Chapter 17 How to eat without being fat
米宛跟着白峰坐电梯来到了最顶层的办公室，扫了一眼屋内的摆设，她更加确定了，这捉妖师协会是真穷，连个沙发都买不起皮的，竟然是老旧的红木？
Mi Wan followed Bai Feng by elevator to the top-floor office and glanced at the furnishings in the house. She was more certain that the Association of Monster Hunters was really poor. She couldn't even afford a leather on a sofa. It was an old mahogany. ?
“杨津，向真，还不过来谢过米大师。”白峰示意黄毛师兄弟两人过来和米宛道谢。
"Yang Jin, Xiang Zhen, I haven't come to thank Master Mi." Bai Feng motioned to Brother Huang Mao to come and thank Mi Wan.
“会长，你是不是搞错了，她怎么可能会是什么大师。”黄毛无法接受米宛是捉妖大佬的人物设定，一脸的怀疑人生。
"President, have you made a mistake, how could she be a master." Huang Mao couldn't accept Mi Wan's character setting as a monster catcher, and he looked suspicious of life.
“多谢米大师。”杨津倒是反应的快，扯了黄毛一下，礼数周全的道了谢。黄毛见师兄都道谢了，顿时也不情不愿的朝米宛道了一声谢。
"Thank you, Master Mi." Yang Jin responded quickly, pulling yellow hair a little, and thanked him for weeks. Huang Mao thanked the elder brothers and thanked them all at once.
“白会长，您这是道的哪门子谢啊。”这个谢把米宛给弄迷糊了。
"Chairman Bai, what kind of thanks are you?" This thanks confused Mi Wan.
“那天他们去追捕的那个蝙蝠妖，声波攻击练到了六级，已经可以迷惑人的神志了。如果不是米大师你率先把这蝙蝠妖制住，等这两个小辈过去肯定会受伤，所以他们理应谢谢你。”白峰说道。
"The bat demon they went to hunt that day has reached level 6 in sonic attack, and it can already confuse people. If it is not Master Rice, you will take the lead in restraining the bat demon first, and these two juniors will definitely be injured in the past, so they Thank you so much, "Bai Feng said.
“不会受伤的。”米宛摇头，很是不赞同白峰的说词，见三人疑惑的看过来，才又解惑的补上了后半句，“没有我，他们连蝙蝠妖在哪里都找不到的。”
"It won't hurt." Mi Wan shook his head, disagreeing with Bai Feng's words very much. After seeing the three people looking suspiciously, he added the second half of the sentence, "Without me, where are they even the Bat Demon?" I couldn't find it. "
找不到，自然就不会受伤了。
If you ca n’t find it, you wo n’t get hurt.
“……”三人尴尬的红了脸，却又憋屈的不能反驳。
"..." The three of them blushed awkwardly, but suffocated and couldn't refute.
“咳……”白峰一向高超的情商，差点都hold不住米宛，顿时也也不想继续客套了，直接开始了今天的主要任务，给米宛登记，“那什么，米大师您把这个表格填一下。”白峰递过去一张表格。
"Cough ..." Bai Feng's superb EQ almost couldn't hold Mi Wan, and suddenly he didn't want to continue with the politeness. He directly started today's main task and registered with Mi Wan. Fill it in. "Bai Feng handed over a form.
“入会申请？”米宛瞅了那表格一眼。
"Application for membership?" Mi Wan glanced at the form.
“是的，我们需要对协会内每个捉妖师的信息进行归档，方便管理。”白峰一边解释着，一边又给米宛递过去一只笔。
"Yes, we need to archive the information of each demon catcher in the association to facilitate management." Bai Feng explained to him while handing a pen to Mi Wan.
“捉妖师能力等级？”米宛往下抽了抽，看到一个感兴趣的空格。五百年前，捉妖师内部并没有严格的等级划分，也不知道如今这个时代是怎么划分的。
"Capability of catching a demon master?" Mi Wan pumped down and saw an interesting space. Five hundred years ago, there was no strict hierarchical division within the demon catcher, nor do we know how it is divided in this era.
“哦，这个呀，这个是根据妖族的等级来划分的，就比如你的实力可以单独对付三阶的妖族，那么你就是三阶捉妖师。”白峰解释道。
"Oh, this, this is divided according to the level of the demon clan. For example, if your strength can deal with the third-order demon clan alone, then you are a third-order demon catcher." Bai Feng explained.
“哦。”米宛懂了，“现在妖族最高等级是多少？”
"Oh." Mi Wan understood, "What is the highest level of the demon clan now?"
“现在妖族大多数是三到六阶的妖族，越往上就越稀少，如今有记载的最高等级妖族，是虎族的族长，他是现今为数不多，从人妖大战时保留到现在的十阶大妖。”白峰介绍道，“等你入会之后，我们会发给你一个内部账号，所有妖族的信息你都可以在里面查到，方便以后工作。”
"Most of the demon clan are now third- to sixth-order demon clan, and the scarcer the higher up, the highest-ranked demon clan now recorded is the patriarch of the tiger clan. He is one of the few today. "Ten Tier Demons now." Bai Feng introduced, "After you join the meeting, we will send you an internal account, you can find all the information of the demon race in it, so that you can work later."
“哦~~”最高等级十阶？这资料一看就不准，樊辰的修为就不只是十阶，更何况还有能伤他的对手在呢。
"Oh ~~" the tenth highest level? This information is inaccurate at first glance, and Fan Chen's cultivation behavior is not only tenth order, let alone an opponent who can hurt him.
“米大师是几阶捉妖师？”白峰趁机问道。
"Master Mi is a demon catcher?" Bai Feng asked.
“三阶以上吧。”米宛随口答道。
"Or more than three levels." Mi Wan replied casually.
神特么三阶以上，骗鬼呢！蝙蝠妖就是三阶妖族，抓回来后他们可是审过的，你一招就给他打回原形，橡皮圈就能变捆妖绳，哪个三阶捉妖师能做到，找出来看看。
What a terrible third order, deceit! Bat monsters are third-order monsters. After they got back, they were tried. You can return him to the original shape with one stroke, and the rubber band can change the demon rope. Which third-order monster catcher can do it. Find out .
见米宛不愿意暴露自己的实力白峰也没有急着追问，反正只要人划拉进他们捉妖师协会了，以后总是能为他所用嘛。
Seeing Mi Wan's unwillingness to expose his strength, Bai Feng did not rush to ask. Anyway, as long as people draw into their association of demon catchers, they will always be able to use it for him in the future.
“那就填三阶吧。”白峰呵呵一笑。
"Then fill in three levels." Bai Feng chuckled.
米宛看了白峰一眼，把手里的纸笔又给放了回去。
Mi Wan glanced at Bai Feng and put the pen and paper in his hand back.
“你这是？”白峰诧异，怎么又不填了？
"What are you?" Bai Feng wondered, why didn't he fill it out?
“是这样的。”米宛笑了笑说道，“来之前家里人嘱咐了，让我先看一看你们这边的制度要求，再考虑要不要加入。”
"It's like this." Mi Wan said with a smile. "Before I came, my family told me, let me take a look at the system requirements on your side, and then consider whether to join."
不愧是商人家的孩子，这考虑问题就是全面，办个入会仪式还要跟签几个合同似的。
It is worthy of being a child of a merchant's family. This consideration is comprehensive, and it is similar to signing a few contracts for a membership ceremony.
白峰心里嘟囔着，脸上却不显：“应该的，那……杨津你就把我们协会的福利制度给米大师讲一遍吧。”
Bai Feng grumbled in his heart, but his face did not show: "Yes, then ... Yang Jin, let's tell Master Mi the welfare system of our association."
“好。”杨津当即就介绍起来，“加入协会之后，会有许多隐形的福利，比如，每个月协会会组织一次学习研讨会，让高阶的捉妖师提携和指导低阶的捉妖师。”
"Okay." Yang Jin introduced it immediately. "After joining the association, there will be many invisible benefits. For example, the association will organize a learning seminar every month to allow the high-level demon catcher to carry and guide the low-level catch. Demon master. "
这个她用不上，别到时候被抓去指导别人她就谢天谢地了。
She couldn't use this, she would be thankful not to be caught and guide others.
“在协会里购买法器，可以打七折。”
"You can get a 30% discount when you buy a magic weapon in the association."
看你们身上那法器的品质，估计也懒得去买。
Judging from the quality of the magic instrument on you, I am too lazy to buy it.
“每个月会有一万块的津贴补助，如果捉妖的时候遇上自己不好处理的事情，协会也可以出面帮忙处理。”
"Every month there will be 10,000 yuan in subsidies and subsidies. If you encounter something that you can't handle when catching a demon, the association can also come forward to help deal with it."
就这个还有点用，就是钱有点少，她勒索……咳……是拯救一只妖族就够抵十年的了。
There is still some use for this, that is, there is a little money. She blackmailed ... cough ... It was enough to save a demon race for ten years.
“那有没有什么限制？”米宛又问道。
"Is there any restrictions?" Mi Wan asked again.
“限制当然有了？”黄毛忍米宛很久了，这时候见她问限制，主动接过话头，“比如，不能威胁说要杀害妖族，更不能勒索妖族给你钱和古董。”
"Of course there are restrictions?" Huang Maoren Miwan has been around for a long time. At this time, she asked her about the restrictions and took the initiative. "For example, you can't threaten to kill the demon clan, let alone blackmail the demon clan to give you money and antiques."
这两件都是米宛对蝙蝠妖干过的。
Both of these were done by Mi Wan to the Bat Monster.
“当真？”米宛看向白峰。
"Really?" Mi Wan looked at Bai Feng.
白峰可是还记得米宛上次砸电话里那句她绝不会还钱的怒吼，于是委婉道：“是的，不过在加入捉妖师协会之前的事情我们是不会追究的，只要入会以后不这样就行。”
Bai Feng still remembers the sentence on Mi Wan ’s last phone call that she will never pay back the money, so she politely said: “Yes, but we will not pursue the matter before joining the Association of Monster Hunters, as long as after joining the meeting Not so. "
意思很明显，你勒索蝙蝠妖的钱我们是不会往回要的。
The meaning is obvious, we will not ask back for your extortion of bat demon money.
“谢谢你。”米宛不搭理白会长了，她忽然转头，对着黄毛一脸真诚的道谢，谢的黄毛一脸懵逼。
"Thank you." Mi Wan ignored President Bai. She suddenly turned her head and thanked Huang Mao with a sincere face. Xie Huang Mao's face was dumbfounded.
尼玛，老子刚才帮他了？黄毛迅速回忆，恨不能回去打一顿貌似做过什么的自己。
Nima, did I help him just now? Huang Mao quickly recalled that he wished he could go back and beat himself with what he seemed to have done.
“白会长，我考虑过了，我还是不加入了。”米宛果断道。
"President Bai, I have considered it, but I still don't join." Mi Wan said decisively.
“为……为什么呀？”这米宛大老远过来，难道不是为了加入他们协会吗？
"Why ... why?" This Mi Wan elder came over, wasn't it to join their association?
“钱太少了。”米宛耿直的回道，末了还带了一声充满遗憾的叹息。
"Too little money." Mi Wan returned straight, with a regretful sigh at the end.
“……”所以你果然还是想勒索妖族？
"..." So you still want to blackmail the demon clan?
“米大师，一万块钱已经相当于普通白领一个月的工资了，而且协会还会发布任务，完成任务也有钱拿。”白峰极力挽留道。
"Master Rice, 10,000 yuan is equivalent to one month's salary for ordinary white-collar workers, and the association will also release tasks, and you will have money to complete the tasks." Bai Feng tried to keep it.
“不行，一万块钱，还不够我买两包毒品。”米宛真诚道。
"No, ten thousand dollars is not enough for me to buy two packs of drugs." Mi Wan sincerely said.
“毒品？”三人一愣。
"Drugs?" The three were stunned.
“是啊。”之前米家给原主一个月十万的零花钱，都不够她吸毒的，如今一万块钱可不是不够她买几包毒品的嘛。
"Yeah." Before the Mi family gave the original owner 100,000 pocket money a month, it was not enough for her to take drugs. Now, 10,000 yuan is not enough for her to buy a few packs of drugs.
“你……你吸毒？”黄毛忍不住问出了口。
"You ... do you take drugs?" Huang Mao couldn't help asking.
“是啊。”
"Yes."
“为……为什么？”
"For ... why?"
“为了减肥。”
"To lose weight."
黄毛忽然哽住，望着米宛的神情几度变换，最终脸色苍白的低下了头。
Suddenly Huang Mao choked, watching Mi Wan's expression change several times, and finally turned his head pale.
吸毒这个借口可比嫌钱少有用多了，他们捉妖师协会肩负着维系人妖两族之间的和平，是绝对不能招收一个吸毒人员进来工作的。于是白峰也没有继续挽留米宛，说了几句客套话之后，就又让师兄弟二人把人给送了出去。末了，象征性的提醒了米宛一句，即使不是捉妖师协会的一员，以后也不能做勒索妖族的事情，不然协会和妖族都会插手。
The excuse of drug addiction is much less useful than money. The Association of Demon Hunters is responsible for maintaining peace between the two groups of shemales. It is absolutely impossible to recruit a drug addict to come to work. So Bai Feng did not continue to retain Mi Wan. After speaking a few words of politeness, he asked the brothers and sisters to give them away. In the end, a symbolic reminder of Mi Wan said that even if he is not a member of the Demon Hunter Association, he will not be able to blackmail the Demon Clan in the future, otherwise the Association and the Demon Clan will intervene.
米宛没当回事的嗯了两句就离开了。
Mi Wan didn't take it seriously and left.
“对不起啊。”下到一楼大堂的时候，黄毛忽然面带愧色，语气真诚的朝米宛道起歉来，“我不该喊你胖子。”
"I'm sorry." When he went down to the lobby on the first floor, Huang Mao suddenly looked ashamed, and sincerely apologized to Mi Wan. "I shouldn't call you fat."
米宛一愣，之前黄毛喊她胖子的时候，她其实没多大感觉，但是原主不同，原主之所以会去吸毒，可不就是因为有许多人像黄毛这样，老是嘲笑她是胖子吗。固然原主自己的性格也有问题，但是这些恣意嘲笑她的人也算是帮凶了。
Mi Wan was stunned. When Huang Mao called her fat before, she didn't feel much, but the original owner was different. The reason why the original owner would take drugs is not because there are many people like Huang Mao who always laugh at her for being fat. Although the original owner's own personality is also a problem, but these people who mock her arrogantly can also be regarded as accomplices.
想到这里，米宛笑了笑，也没说原谅他的话，仿佛没听到一般，直接走了。
Thinking of this, Mi Wan smiled and didn't say to forgive him, as if he didn't hear it, he just left.
黄毛见对方一点表示没有，顿时有些茫然：“师兄，她这是不原谅我的意思吗？”
Huang Mao saw that the other party said no, and was a little dazed: "Brother, does she not forgive me?"
“早就跟你说过，嘴巴不要这么刻薄，现在知道错了。”杨津道。
"I told you a long time ago, don't be so mean in your mouth, now you know it's wrong." Yang Jin said.
“可是，我都道歉了啊。”黄毛有些委屈，他很少这么真诚的和一个人道歉。
"However, I apologized." Huang Mao was aggrieved. He rarely apologized so sincerely.
“道歉就一定能被原谅吗？”杨津反问道，“道歉，安的只是你自己的心，伤害并不能被减少。你啊，长点心吧。”
"Can I be forgiven for an apology?" Yang Jin asked back, "Apologize, it's just your own heart, and the harm can't be reduced. You, let's refresh yourself."
黄毛拧了拧眉，望着米宛离开的方向，忽然抬脚追了过去，留下一脸惊讶的杨津。
Huang Mao twisted his eyebrows, looking at the direction of Mi Wan's departure, and suddenly raised his foot to chase past, leaving Yang Jin surprised.
黄毛追出来的时候，米宛正在斑马线上等红绿灯，也正好给了黄毛一个追上来的时机。
When Huang Mao chased out, Mi Wan was waiting for the traffic lights on the zebra crossing, which also gave Huang Mao a chance to catch up.
“我们加个微信吧。”黄毛拉住正要过马路的米宛，掏出自己的手机。
"Let's add WeChat." Huang Mao grabbed Mi Wan who was about to cross the road and took out his mobile phone.
“干嘛？”米宛眯了眯眼。
"Why?" Mi Wan narrowed his eyes.
“之前是我不对，我会想办法弥补你的。我们加个微信，回头你有什么事情要我帮忙了，可以直接发消息给我。”黄毛别扭道。
"I was wrong before, I will find a way to make up for you. Let's add a WeChat. Looking back, you have something to ask me for help, you can send me a message directly." Huang Mao didn't twist.
“你一个蝙蝠妖都打不过的捉妖师，能帮我啥？”
"A demon catcher you can't beat with a bat demon, can you help me?"
“你……你别瞧不起人，我又不是只会捉妖。”他向真什么时候这么低声下去的和人说过话，对方居然还不领情。
"You ... don't look down on people, I don't just catch demon." When he talked to people when he kept so low, the other party didn't even appreciate it.
米宛想了想，觉得这话有理，这免费送上门的劳力，不要白不要嘛：“微信没有，你留个电话给我吧。”
Mi Wan thought for a while and found this to be reasonable. Do n’t give it away for free. Do n’t forget it: “WeChat does n’t. Please leave me a call.”
“没有微信，你是古人吗？”
"Are you an ancient man without WeChat?"
“是。”你还真猜对了。
"Yes." You really guessed it.
“……”自己怎么又毒舌了？黄毛那个懊悔啊，没再说话，老老实实的把自己的电话号码留给了对方。~思~兔~網~
"..." Why are you so venomous again? Huang Mao's remorse, he didn't speak again, and honestly left his phone number to the other party. ~ Thinking ~ Rabbit ~ Net ~
之后米宛在附近逛了逛，把原主记忆中的一些东西一一和实际联系了起来，新鲜了一天之后，才让司机过来接她回家。
Afterwards, Mi Wan strolled around and connected some of the things in the original owner's memory to the actual one. After a day of freshness, the driver came to pick her up.
回到家的时候，晚餐刚刚准备好。看着餐桌上比往常少了一多半而且偏素食的菜色，米宛再次感受到了叶管家要帮她减肥的决心。
When I got home, the dinner was just ready. Looking at the dining table that is more than half less than usual and more vegetarian, Mi Wan once again felt Ye Guanjia's determination to help her lose weight.
看来得必须尽快减肥才行，不然都没资格畅快的吃东西了。
It seems that you must lose weight as soon as possible, otherwise you are not eligible to eat freely.
到底有什么办法可以让自己在不减少饮食的情况下，依然可以减肥成功呢？米宛穿着毛茸茸的睡衣，窝在被窝里，整晚都在思考着这个世纪难题。她必须的像个办法，弄出一个张嫂嘴里那干吃不胖的好体质啊。
Is there any way to make yourself lose weight without reducing your diet? Mi Wan, dressed in furry pajamas, nested in the quilt, thinking about this century's problems all night. She must act like a way to get a good physique in Zhangsao's mouth that is not fat.
有了！
Have!
米宛激动的一掀被子，拿着手机开始给麻雀精发消息：小麻雀，你知道哪里有梵音树吗？
Mi Wan lifted the quilt excitedly, holding a mobile phone and starting to send a message to the sparrow essence: Little Sparrow, do you know where there is a Sanskrit Tree?
麻雀精：梵音树，传说中的许愿神树？
Sparrow essence: Brahma tree, the legendary wishing tree?
米宛：没错。
Mi Wan: That's right.
麻雀精：许愿树我倒是知道几棵，但是是不是梵音树我就不知道了。
Sparrow essence: I know a few wishing trees, but I don't know if they are Brahma trees.
米宛：这还能有假的？
Mi Wan: Is this still fake?
麻雀精：当然了，如今这景区为了搞噱头，只要是个景点就会有许愿树，但是大多都是普通的树，根本就不是梵音树。
Sparrow essence: Of course, in order to make a gimmick in this scenic spot, as long as it is a scenic spot, there will be wishing trees, but most of them are ordinary trees, not Brahma trees at all.
居然可以这样？米宛就奇了怪了，许愿树如果不是梵音树许愿也就不会成功，这种东西也能弄假的？看来梵音树一族也没落了，估计不好找啊，哪里能找到比较全的妖族资料就好了。
Can this be the case? Mi Wan is strange. If the wishing tree is not a Sanskrit tree wishing, it will not succeed. Can this kind of thing be faked? It seems that the Fanyinshu family has also fallen, it is estimated that it is not easy to find, where to find more complete information about the demon clan.
咦……好像今天自己似乎在哪里听到过呀~~~
Hey ... it seems like I heard about it today ~~~
米宛眼睛一亮，翻出通信录，找到某个今天刚加的电话号码，发了一个信息过去：你不是要补偿我吗？看你表现的时候到了。
Mi Wan's eyes lit up, turned out the address book, found a phone number just added today, and sent a message in the past: don't you want to compensate me? It's time to watch your performance.
黄毛也干脆，一个字发过来：说！
Huang Mao also simply, came over a word: Say!
米宛：帮我查一下，哪里有梵音树。
Mi Wan: Help me check where there is a Sanskrit Tree.
黄毛：梵音树是捉药师协会顶级保护对象，你想干嘛？
Huang Mao: Fan Yinshu is the top protection object of the Association of Catching Pharmacists. What do you want to do?
米宛：找梵音树当然是许愿了。
Mi Wan: Of course, looking for Sanskrit Tree is a wish.
黄毛：许什么愿？
Huang Mao: What wish?
米宛：减肥。
Mi Wan: lose weight.
黄毛：……
Huang Mao: ...
黄毛：等着。
Huang Mao: Wait.
不一会儿，黄毛就发了一串地址过来。米宛一看，嘿巧了，离这不远啊。
Soon, Huang Mao sent a bunch of addresses. Mi Wan looked at it, hey coincidence, not far from here.
事不宜迟，米宛睡衣都懒得换，爬起床就翻墙去了。
Without further ado, Mi Wan was too lazy to change her pajamas, climbed up and went over the wall.