第13章 陌生来电
第13章 陌生来电
Chapter 13 Unknown Call
“你是捉妖师？”红公鸡被米宛一巴掌拍回原形之后，绿公鸡当即戒备的往后跳开，隔着三米远的距离盯着米宛。
"Are you a demon catcher?" After the red rooster was slapped back to its original shape by Mi Wan, the green rooster jumped back immediately and stared at Mi Wan at a distance of three meters.
“马上放开我，不然我就去捉妖师协会投诉你。”红公鸡蹬着两只鸡腿，拼命的挣扎着，但米宛只揪着他脖颈处的一点皮肉，越是挣扎，他自己的脖子就越疼，最后还是乖乖老实了。
"Release me immediately, or I'll go to the Monster Hunter Association to complain to you." The red rooster was struggling desperately with two chicken legs, but Mi Wan only grabbed a little flesh around his neck, the more he struggled, he himself The more my neck hurts, the last thing is to be honest and honest.
“投诉？”这妖族还能去捉妖师协会投诉，米宛转头朝麻雀精确认，“后果严重吗？”
"Complaint?" The demon clan can still go to the Demon Hunter Association to complain, and Mi Wan turned to the sparrow essence to confirm, "Is the consequence serious?"
“鸡族算是现今妖界为数不多的大族群之一，和捉妖师协会关系还不错。如果他去投诉，是挺麻烦的。”麻雀精斟酌的回道。鸡群的妖力不高，但他们家的母鸡会下蛋，所以在妖界凋零现状下，他们鸡群以妖多力量大的优势成为了一个比较有存在感的种族。
"The chicken race is one of the few large ethnic groups in the demon world today, and it has a good relationship with the demon catcher association. If he complains, it will be very troublesome." Sparrow replied carefully. The flock's demon power is not high, but their hens will lay eggs, so under the current situation of the desolation of the demon world, their flock has become a relatively existential race with the advantage of demon's multi-power.
“听见没，现在马上放开我。”红公鸡顿时嚣张起来。
"Hear it, let me go now." The red cock suddenly arrogant.
“既然这样……”米宛眯了眯眼睛，“还是杀了吧……”
"In this case ..." Mi Wan narrowed his eyes. "Still kill ..."
“别！”
"do not!"
“住手！”
"stop!"
米宛这一操作，着实吓坏了在场的四只妖精。好在麻雀精离得近，反应快，一把抱住了米宛举起来的右手，不然红公鸡当场就嗝屁了。
The operation of Mi Wan really terrified the four fairies present. Fortunately, the sparrow essence was close and responded quickly, hugged the right hand raised by Mi Wan, otherwise the red cock burped on the spot.
“你要救他？”米宛不解的看向麻雀精。
"You want to save him?" Mi Wan looked at the sparrow essence puzzled.
“……不是，大师，杀妖是犯法的。”麻雀精心惊胆战的盯着米宛巴掌上的灵力，直让他头皮发麻。
"... No, Master, it's illegal to kill the demon." Sparrow stared carefully at the spiritual power on Mi Wan's palm, making his scalp numb.
“我杀只鸡，警察也管？”无论是五百年前还是五百年后，这捕快和警察都是不管妖族的啊。
"I kill a chicken, the police also control?" Whether it is five hundred years ago or five hundred years later, this fast arrest and the police are regardless of the demon race.
“警察不会管，捉妖师协会会管的啊。”麻雀精急忙解释道，“妖族和捉妖师协会有协定，双方不得随意伤害对方种族。如有违反，会遭到两族的共同追杀。”
"The police won't control it. The Sparrowmaster Association will manage it." Sparrow Jing explained hurriedly. "The Demon Race and the Fairycatcher Association have an agreement. Both parties must not harm the other's race at will. Hunt down together. "
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“是啊。”
"Yes."
“看来毁尸灭迹的时候要小心点了。”米宛这么一说，一旁的绿公鸡以为自己同族八成是死定了，于是转身就跑，打算回去通知家族。
"It seems to be careful when destroying corpses," Mi Wan said. The green cock on the side thought that his fellow clan was 80% dead, so he turned around and ran, planning to go back and notify the family.
“跑？”米宛听到动静，从之前递给麻雀精的关东煮里抽出来一根木签，朝着绿公鸡逃跑的方向射了出去。绿公鸡躲避不及，被木签正中后背，趴在地上也现了原形。
"Running?" Mi Wan heard the movement and pulled out a wooden sign from the Kanto cooking handed to the sparrow essence, and shot it in the direction of the green cock running away. The green rooster couldn't avoid it, was centered on the back with a wooden sign, and was lying on the ground.
麻雀精看着米宛这一番犀利的操作，顿时两股战战，开始怀疑人生：这是哪里出来的大佬？
Seeing the sharp operation of Mi Wan, the sparrow essence suddenly had two battles and began to doubt life: where is this big guy coming out?
米宛走过去，把绿公鸡也拎了起来，然后一手一只鸡的走了回来，一边走一边嫌弃道：“你们鸡精，我最烦的就是你们这些公鸡了，吃又不好吃，蛋又不会下，每天早晨还扰人清梦，有什么用？”
Mi Wan walked over and picked up the green rooster, and then walked back with one chicken in one hand. While walking, he disgusted and said: "Your chicken essence, the thing I am most annoyed with is your cock, which is not good to eat, eggs. It wo n’t go down, and it ’s also disturbing to clear dreams every morning, what's the use? "
“大师。”这时，姬晶晶挣扎的要从车上下来，麻雀精见了急忙把车门又打开了一些，好让姬晶晶可以直接看到米宛。姬晶晶扒着车门，求情道：“求大师高抬贵手放了他们。”
"Master." At this time, Ji Jingjing struggled to get off the car, and the sparrow swiftly opened the door again when he saw it, so that Ji Jingjing could directly see Mi Wan. Ji Jingjing grabbed the door of the car and pleaded: "I beg the master to raise your noble hand and let them go."
“他们为难你，你反而要救他们？”米宛挑眉。
"They are embarrassing you, but you want to save them?" Mi Wan raised an eyebrow.
“不是，他们的死活与我无关。”姬晶晶说道，“但是，这两人率属于我鸡精一族嫡系一脉，如果他们消失不见了，族长肯定不会放任不管，到时候捉妖师协会和妖族都会严查。我当然知道大师您不怕，但您为了两只没什么用的公鸡惹一身麻烦就得不偿失了。”
"No, their life and death have nothing to do with me." Ji Jingjing said, "However, the two of them belong to the lineage of my chicken essence family. If they disappear, the patriarch will definitely not let it go. The race will be strictly investigated. Of course I know that you are not afraid of the master, but you are more than worth the trouble for two useless roosters. "
这倒是？
This is it?
她才刚苏醒不久，对这个世界的纪律不甚清楚，如果真的如姬晶晶说的那样，她杀两只鸡就会引起人妖两族的动荡，这还真有点得不偿失。而且，她很满意如今人妖两族和平相处的模式，并不想打破它。
She had just been awake and was not very clear about the discipline of this world. If it was really as Ji Jingjing said, if she killed two chickens, it would cause turmoil between the two groups of shemales and deer. Moreover, she is very satisfied with the mode of peaceful coexistence between the two groups of shemales and she does not want to break it.
米宛望着手里已经蔫了吧唧的鸡精，有些为难：“可是就这么放了，我多没面子。”说着，米宛把两只鸡丢在地上，拍了拍手。
Mi Wan looked at the chicken essence that had been licked in his hand. It was a little difficult: "But just let it go, I have no face." Then, Mi Wan dropped the two chickens on the ground and clapped his hands.
两只公鸡得了自由，却也不敢乱动，依旧老老实实的趴在地上，连个人形都不敢变。
The two roosters were free, but they did not dare to move. They were still lying on the ground honestly, and they did not dare to change their figures.
“大师，您可以让他们给您钱啊，算是他们冒犯您的赔偿。”经过几次接触，麻雀精已经看出了米宛爱钱的特性，于是悄声建议道，“这两人可有钱了。”
"Master, you can ask them to give you money, which is regarded as compensation for your offense." After several contacts, the sparrow has already seen the characteristics of Mi Wan's love for money, so he quietly suggested, "These two can be rich Now. "
米宛眼睛一亮，这也算是个台阶了，于是她蹲下`身，照着蝙蝠妖的买命钱收道：“一人一百万，就放你们走。”说着，当场掏出了自己的手机，露出了可爱的收款码。
Mi Wan's eyes lit up, which was also a step, so she squatted down, and followed the Batman's life-saving money to close: "One million per person, let you go." Said, and took out on the spot My phone reveals a cute collection code.
两只大公鸡交了保命钱，灰溜溜的离开，哪里还有来时高昂的姿态。
The two big cocks paid their life-saving money, and left sullenly, wherever there was a high posture.
“大师，谢谢您。”麻雀精朝米宛道着谢，是谢她帮自己赶走了公鸡，也是谢她听了他的劝说后，没有真的杀了那两只公鸡。姬晶晶之后还是要回到鸡群的，这两只公鸡要是真死了，对姬晶晶影响也不好。
"Master, thank you." The sparrow fine thanked Mi Wan. She thanked her for helping to drive away the rooster. She also thanked her for not persecuting the two roosters after he persuaded him. After Ji Jingjing still has to return to the flock, if these two roosters are really dead, it will not affect Ji Jingjing.
“转钱。”米宛把二维码伸到麻雀精面前，打算一气把账结了。
"Transfer money." Mi Wan stretched the QR code in front of the sparrow essence, intending to settle the account in one go.
“好。”十万块钱麻雀精自己的账户就够，于是麻溜的扫码给米宛转了账。
"Okay." One hundred thousand dollars of sparrow essence is enough for his account, so he scans the code and transfers the money to Mi Wan.
转账的时候，米宛扫了一眼，她发现这麻雀精穷的离谱，账户一共就十二万块钱，于是忍不住吐槽道：“你是我见过最穷的妖精。”
When transferring money, Mi Wan glanced. She found the sparrow's ridiculous poverty. The account had a total of 120,000 yuan, so she couldn't help but say: "You are the poorest fairy I have ever seen."
“……钱……其实挺难挣的。”麻雀精以前化形困难，所以在族群内不受重视，自然没什么钱，再加上进入人类社会晚，学历不高，找的工作也不好，这十几万还是他十多年的积蓄呢。
"... Money ... It's actually quite difficult to earn." Sparrow essence was difficult to transform before, so it was not valued in the ethnic group, naturally there was no money, coupled with the late entry into human society, the education was not high, and the job search was not good. These hundreds of thousands are still his savings for more than ten years.
“我觉得挺容易的啊，你看我一晚上的收入……”两百一十万外加一百颗鸡蛋。
"I think it's easy. Look at my income for one night ..." 2.1 million plus 100 eggs.
“……”麻雀精感受到了来自土豪的嘲讽，却敢怒不敢言。
"..." Sparrow essence felt the sarcasm from the local tyrant, but dare not to speak.
“时间差不多了，我还有事，留个手机号，回头鸡蛋准备好了，给我打电话。”米宛把手机递给麻雀精，示意他存入号码。
"It's almost time, I still have something to do. Leave a mobile phone number, look back and the eggs are ready, call me." Mi Wan handed the mobile phone to Sparrow Jing and motioned him to deposit the number.
麻雀精接过，老老实实的拨通自己的电话，并且贴心的把自己的名字存好。
The sparrow picked it up, dialed her phone honestly, and saved her name intimately.
“乌伟？”米宛觉得这名字有些难记，不如麻雀精叫着顺口，于是当场又把名字改成了麻雀精，“嗯，这样比较好记。”
"Wu Wei?" Mi Wan felt that the name was a little difficult to remember, and it was better to call the sparrow essence, so he changed the name to sparrow essence on the spot. "Well, this is easier to remember."
“……”他还能说啥，他啥也不能说。
"..." What else can he say, he can't say anything.
“走了啊。”挥了挥手，端着刚才没吃完的关东煮，米宛一步一晃的离开了。
"Let's go." Waving his hand, holding the Kanto that he hadn't finished eating yet, Mi Wan left with a single step.
“小伟，这位大师以后还是少接触吧。”等米宛走了，姬晶晶舒了口气，脸色微微泛白道，“太过喜怒无常了。”
"Xiaowei, this master will still have less contact in the future." When Mi Wan left, Ji Jingjing relaxed, and his face paled, "It's too moody."
“嗯。”之前米宛也威胁过他说要烤麻雀，但是他当时最多以为对方只是威胁一句而已，却不想对方是真的杀妖不眨眼。
"Well." Mi Wan had threatened him before that he wanted to roast the sparrow, but at the time he thought the other party was just threatening, but didn't want the other party to really kill the demon without blinking.
其实他们不知道的是，在五百年前，捉妖师和妖族之间但凡见面那便是不死不休，米宛没有一上来就杀它们算是脾气不错的了。她只是刚刚苏醒，还没有完全适应这个社会，所以对待妖族的态度一时没有转变过来。
In fact, what they did n’t know was that between 500 years ago, between catching the demon master and the demon clan, it would be endless if they met each other, and Mi Wan did n’t kill them as soon as they came up. She has just regained consciousness and has not fully adapted to this society, so her attitude towards the demon race has not changed for a while.
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从麻雀精那离开之后，米宛直接回了院子，然后拎着自己的买菜包，径直去敲了客厅的门。
After leaving the sparrow, Mi Wan went straight back to the yard, carrying his grocery shopping bag and knocking on the living room door.
客厅的大门在她敲了一下之后就从内部自动开启了，等米宛拎着东西进去，才看到樊辰从二楼慢悠悠的下来。
The door of the living room opened automatically from the inside after she knocked it. After Mi Wan carried something in, she saw Fan Chen slowly descending from the second floor.
“树妖大哥，昨天谢谢你送我回去，不然差点就穿帮了。”米宛一边说着，一边从自己的买菜包里往外扒拉东西，不一会儿就扒拉出来十几样零食摆在樊辰面前。
"Brother Tree Demon, thank you for sending me back yesterday, or I'll almost wear it." Mi Wan said as she chopped things out of her grocery shopping bag, and pulled out dozens of snacks in Fanchen soon. before.
樊辰扫了一眼桌案上那花花绿绿的包装，下意识的蹙了蹙眉。
Fan Chen glanced at the colorful packaging on the table and frowned subconsciously.
“这些都是我这段时间吃过的零食中比较好吃的，都给你吃。”米宛把零食往树妖的方向推了推。
"These are the most delicious snacks I have eaten during this time. They are all for you." Mi Wan pushed the snacks towards the tree demon.
“这就是你所谓的具体谢谢？”送自己零食？
"This is what you call a specific thank you?" Send yourself snacks?
“不是，我就是觉得这些好吃，给你分享分享。你之后的谢礼我已经在准备了。”米宛有些惊喜道，“我今天出去的时候遇见了一只母鸡，我跟她要了一些鸡蛋，鸡精的鸡蛋很补的，用来炼药效果会更好。”
"No, I just think these are delicious, and I will share them with you. I'm already preparing your gratitude afterwards." Mi Wan was a little surprised. "I met a hen when I went out today, and I asked her Some eggs have been added, and the chicken eggs are very good. They will be better for refining medicine. "
“鸡精愿意下蛋？”樊辰疑惑，母鸡有自主产蛋的习性，雌性鸡精自然也有，不同的是鸡精在产蛋的过程中，会把自己自身的妖力转化成一种无比温和的养分。所以鸡精一旦产蛋，虽然鸡蛋的滋补效果非比寻常，却会损失鸡精自身的修为。也因此，如今的鸡精，除非为了繁育下一代，是绝对不可能再下蛋的。
"Chicken essence is willing to lay eggs?" Fan Chen wondered, hens have the habit of laying eggs autonomously, and female chicken essence naturally also. The difference is that in the process of laying eggs, chicken essence will transform its own demon power into an extremely gentle nutrient. So once the chicken essence lays eggs, although the nourishing effect of the eggs is extraordinary, it will lose the cultivation of the chicken essence itself. Therefore, today's chicken essence is absolutely impossible to lay eggs unless it is for breeding the next generation.
“是啊，我帮她清除妖毒，跟她换了一百颗鸡蛋。”米宛越想越开心，只觉得自己赚大发了。
"Yeah, I helped her get rid of the demon poison and exchanged a hundred eggs with her." Mi Wan became more and more happier, just thinking that she was making a big profit.
“你帮她清除妖毒？”樊辰诧异，他以为米宛愿意帮自己炼药，是因为她有求于自己，却不想对方除了自己之外，也愿意为别的妖族治病。这真的是一点也不符合五百年前捉妖师的人设啊。
"You help her to remove the demon poison?" Fan Chen was surprised. He thought that Mi Wan was willing to help herself to make medicine, because she wanted herself, but did not want the other party to treat the other demon clan besides herself. This is really not at all in line with the people who caught the demon master five hundred years ago.
“你一个捉妖师，怎么会懂给妖族治病？”樊辰早就好奇了。
"How do you know how to treat a demon as a demon catcher?" Fan Chen was already curious.
“因为我师父啊。”米宛解释道，“我师父家世代都是行医的，祖上还出过御医呢，我师父从小就跟着家里人学医，据说七岁的时候就可以单独看一些普通的病了，不过他七岁半的时候遇见了我师祖成了捉妖师。知道这世上有妖族之后，我师父就对妖族特别感兴趣，然后潜心研究如何给妖族治病。要不是后来人妖两族大战，也许我师父就要把我们门派变成妖族医馆了。”
"Because my Master," Mi Wan explained, "My Master's family has been practicing medicine for generations, and there have been royal doctors in my ancestors. My Master has studied medicine with his family since childhood. It is said that when he is seven years old, he can see some alone. Ordinary illness, but he met my ancestor when he was seven and a half years old and became a demon catcher. After knowing that there are demon clan in this world, my master was particularly interested in demon clan, and then concentrated on studying how to treat the demon clan. . If it were n’t for the later battle between the two demons, maybe my master would turn our martial arts into a medical hospital for demons. ”
“听着……你师父似乎很亲近妖族。”樊辰道。
"Listen ... Your master seems to be very close to the demon clan." Fan Chen said.
“但他最后……还是死在了妖族手里。”米宛神情低落。
"But in the end ... he died in the hands of the demon clan." Mi Wan's expression dropped.
樊辰静默，一时间不知道该说些什么，毕竟他自己也是个妖族。
Fan Chen was silent. He didn't know what to say for a while. After all, he was a demon himself.
“不过没关系啦，最后我和师兄们也给他报仇了。”米宛呵呵一笑，仿佛刚才一瞬间的低落不曾出现一般。
"But it doesn't matter, in the end, my brothers and I also avenged him." Mi Wan chuckled, as if the momentary depression had never appeared.
樊辰还要再说什么，这时，米宛的手机忽然响了起来。她拿出来一看，发现是个不认识的号码给她打电话，本来不想接的，犹豫了一下，米宛还是接通了。毕竟这手机号码是补办的，原主以前存的号码都不见了，也许是哪个熟人呢。
Fan Chen had to say more, at this time, Mi Wan's cell phone suddenly rang. She took it out and found that it was a phone number that she didn't know. She didn't want to answer it. After hesitating, Mi Wan was still connected. After all, this mobile phone number was reissued, and the number previously stored by the original owner is gone. Perhaps it is an acquaintance.
“喂，您好？”
"Hello, how are you?"
“请问，是米宛米小姐吗？”电话那头是一个温润的男中音。
"Excuse me, is it Miss Mi Wanmi?" There was a gentle baritone across the phone.
“我是，您是？”米宛问。
"I am, are you?" Mi Wan asked.
“我是捉妖师协会，康城分会的负责人，白峰。”
"I am the person in charge of the Monster Hunter Association, Cannes Branch, Bai Feng."
“捉妖师协会？”米宛一惊，一旁的樊辰也诧异的看了过来，“你们找我什么事啊？”
"Association of Monster Hunters?" Mi Wan was shocked, and Fan Chen on the side looked at him in surprise. "What are you looking for me for?"
“我们想跟您核实一下，11月1号那天，您是不是在环龙路附近抓了一只蝙蝠妖？”白峰问道。
"We want to check with you. On November 1, did you catch a bat demon near Huanlong Road?" Bai Feng asked.
“你们怎么知道？”米宛惊讶，她那天刻意躲起来了，应该没有被人发现才对啊。
"How do you know?" Mi Wan was surprised. She deliberately hid that day, and she shouldn't be found.
“咳……蝙蝠妖的手机上还保存着您的转账记录呢。”
"Cough ... Batman's mobile phone still keeps your transfer records."
大意了，这该死的数据时代。
Careless, this damn data age.
作者有话要说： 为什么你们会想到人形产蛋，人好歹是只妖，原形才是本源啊。
The author has something to say: Why do you think of laying eggs in the form of a human being, who is a demon anyway, and the original form is the source.