第12章 会下蛋吗?
第12章 会下蛋吗?
Will Chapter 12 Lay Eggs?
凌晨一点。
One o'clock.
睡了一天的米宛精神的不行,迫不及待的像出去放放风。熟门熟路的翻墙过去,人还在墙头,就看见了隔壁院墙下自己遗失的,张嫂找了一天的买菜包。
Mi Wan, who had been asleep for a day, couldn't do it, and couldn't wait to go out and let it go. Overcoming the wall of Shumenshulu, the man was still at the head of the wall, and he saw what he had lost under the courtyard wall next door. Zhangsao looked for a grocery bag for a day.
就知道妖族大哥是个好人,零食果然都帮自己收着呢。她醒来的时候找了一圈,就猜肯定还在树妖大哥院子里。
I knew that the demon elder brother was a good person, and the snacks really helped me to store it. When she woke up, she looked around and guessed that she was still in the tree demon brother's yard.
“树妖大哥,昨天谢谢你了。我还有事,等一会儿回来再具体谢谢你。”说完,米宛径直离开了院子。
"Brother Tree Demon, thank you yesterday. I still have something to do. I will thank you later when I come back." After that, Mi Wan left the courtyard.
听到米宛声音的樊辰下意识的疑惑了一下:具体谢,是个什么谢法?
Fan Chen, who heard the voice of Mi Wan, subconsciously wondered: What is the specific way to thank?
昨天毒瘾发作之前,米宛约了麻雀精和他的鸡朋友今天见面,所以这会儿才急着离开。她和麻雀精约好的时间是一点半,从樊辰的院子走到便利店,就算米宛慢悠悠的过去,二十分钟也足够了,但是等米宛到达便利店的时候,麻雀精却早已经等在了便利店里。
Before the drug addiction attack yesterday, Mi Wan asked the sparrow essence and his chicken friend to meet today, so it was only in a hurry to leave. She agreed with Sparrow Essence at 1:30, and walked from Fan Chen ’s yard to the convenience store. Even if Mi Wan passed slowly, 20 minutes was enough, but when Mi Wan arrived at the convenience store, Sparrow Essence was early. Already waiting in the convenience store.
隔着落地窗,米宛远远的就看到了麻雀精,他的身边还有一个坐着轮椅的女孩,膝盖上披着一条灰色的毯子,想来就是那只鸡了。
Across the floor-to-ceiling window, Mi Wan saw the sparrow essence from a distance. There was a girl in a wheelchair beside him, with a gray blanket on his knee.
“居然是只母鸡。”米宛眼睛一亮。
"It was a hen." Mi Wan's eyes lit up.
“恩人!”这时候麻雀精也看到了玻璃窗外的米宛,激动的直接冲到了门口。昨天米宛走的着急,他也没来及要米宛的电话,所以今天早早的就在这里等着了,生怕和米宛错开。
"Benefactor!" At this time the sparrow essence also saw Mi Wan outside the glass window, and rushed directly to the door with excitement. Yesterday, Mi Wan was in a hurry. He didn't have time to ask Mi Wan's phone, so he waited here early today, for fear of staggering with Mi Wan.
“等很久了?”
"Wait a long time?"
“不久不久,也就三个小时。”
"Soon, three hours."
“……”这人怎么一点情商都没有,说这话难道是想让我内疚。░思░兔░網░
"..." This person doesn't have any emotional intelligence at all. Is it because I want to make me feel guilty? ░ 思 ░Rabbit░Net░
“呃……晶晶很少外出,原本我是想带她四处先转转的,不过这大晚上的也没什么可转的,所以我们就早了点来。”麻雀精似乎也发现自己说错话了,急忙找补了两句。
"Uh ... Jingjing seldom goes out, originally I wanted to take her around first, but there is nothing to turn around this big night, so we came a little early." Sparrow Jing also seems to find himself wrong Then, I hurried to make up two sentences.
这时,米宛察觉到有人在看自己,扭头过去,发现正是那只鸡精。这只鸡精长的一点都不像只鸡,倒像是只狐狸,好看的有些过分,好看的眼睛里带着三分期待,七分怀疑正打量自己。
At this moment, Mi Wan noticed that someone was looking at himself, turned his head and found that it was the chicken essence. This chicken essence is not like a chicken at all, but like a fox. It looks a little too beautiful, with three-point expectations in its beautiful eyes, and seven-point suspicion is looking at itself.
“找个地方吧。”他们只是约好了在便利店见面,但是治疗肯定是不能在这里的。
"Find a place." They just made an appointment to meet at the convenience store, but the treatment must not be here.
“我开车过来的,就停在前面的停车场。”因为好友行动不便,麻雀精特意租了一辆宽敞的保姆车。
"I came over by car and parked in the parking lot in front." Because my friend had limited mobility, Sparrow Jing rented a spacious babysitter.
“行,等我买杯喝的。”米宛有些渴。
"OK, wait for me to buy a drink." Mi Wan was thirsty.
“我来,我来……”麻雀精哪里敢让米宛掏钱。
"I'm coming, I'm coming ..." Where did the sparrow dare let Mi Wan pay.
三人从便利店出来,一路走到保姆车旁边,为了避开摄像头,麻雀精先把好友搬上了车,这才让米宛也跟着坐进来。
The three came out of the convenience store and walked all the way to the nanny car. In order to avoid the camera, the sparrow essence first moved his friend into the car, which made Mi Wan also sit in.
“你叫什么?”米宛问鸡精。
"What's your name?" Mi Wan asked the chicken essence.
“姬晶晶。”鸡精回答,声音清冷。
"Ji Jingjing." The chicken essence replied, his voice cold.
“噗~~”米宛差点没把嘴里的牛奶给喷出去,“好直白的名字。”
"Poof ~~" Mi Wan almost didn't spray the milk out of her mouth, "What a straightforward name."
姬晶晶似乎并没有觉得自己的名字有什么不对,对于米宛不大礼貌的的行为,也没有什么太大抵触情绪。
Ji Jingjing didn't seem to feel anything wrong with his name, nor did he have much resistance to Mi Wan's impolite behavior.
“小麻雀说你化形有问题,是腿吗?”米宛看向对方用毛毯遮盖着的下半身。
"The little sparrow said that you have a problem with the shape, is it the leg?" Mi Wan looked at the lower body covered with a blanket.
“是。”姬晶晶没有隐瞒。
"Yes." Ji Jingjing did not conceal.
“我看看。”米宛见对方点头,这才抬手掀开毛毯。毛毯底下,是一对青黑色的鸡爪,四个指甲张开,直挺挺的朝着她,上面甚至还有淡黄色的绒毛。对比于上半身完美的人形,这两只鸡脚,显得违和又诡异,且非常难看。
"Let's see." Mi Wan nodded when he saw each other, and then raised his hand to lift the blanket. Under the blanket, there are a pair of blue-black chicken feet, four nails open, facing her straight, and even yellowish fluff on it. In contrast to the perfect human figure in the upper body, these two chicken feet appear contradictory and weird, and very ugly.
姬晶晶虽然同意了米宛的要求,但是对于让外人看到自己化形未完成的样子还是有些难堪,手掌不自觉的攥紧了身上的毛毯。麻雀精见了,安抚性的拍了拍好友的肩膀,示意她不必太在意。
Although Ji Jingjing agreed to Mi Wan's request, it was still a bit embarrassing to let outsiders see their unfinished appearance, and the palm of his hand unconsciously tightened the blanket on his body. Seeing the sparrow, she patted her friend's shoulder soothingly, indicating that she didn't care too much.
“恩人,能治吗?”麻雀精出声问道。
"Benefactor, can it be cured?" The Sparrow asked.
“喊什么恩人,不要搞道德绑架,我告诉你,我一分钱不会少收的。”米宛瞪了麻雀精一眼,极度怀疑这麻雀精是想拿恩人打感情牌,好和自己砍价。这道德绑架还是她最近看电视学来的新词,不得不说,有些这五百年后的价值观和她莫名的契合呢。
"Shout a benefactor, don't engage in moral kidnapping, I tell you, I won't lose a penny." Mi Wan glared at the sparrow essence, extremely suspicious that the sparrow essence wanted to use the benefactor to play emotional cards, so as to cut himself price. This moral kidnapping is still a new word she learned from watching TV recently. I have to say that some of the values after 500 years and her inexplicable fit.
“不是……我没有……您是说……”麻雀精忽然反应过来,激动的有些语无伦次,“您能治?”
"No ... I didn't ... You mean ..." The sparrow essence reacted suddenly, excitedly incoherently, "Can you cure?"
“她的问题和你一样,就是严重点。”麻雀精化形困难,是因为内丹中有妖毒沉淀,阻止了他体内妖力的运转,所以才会化形困难。但是他的这种困难是化形慢,他可能要积攒半年的妖力才能变换一次形态,而且只能在人形和原形之间切换。
"Her problem is the same as yours. It's more serious." It's difficult for the sparrow to refine its shape. It is because of the deposition of monster poison in Neidan, which prevents the operation of the demon's power inside him. But his difficulty is that his transformation is slow. He may have to accumulate half a year of magic power to change his form, and he can only switch between the human form and the original form.
但是这鸡精和麻雀精有不同,鸡精的妖力等级还在麻雀精之上,但是她的妖毒不在内丹,而在下肢。也就是说,她的妖力无法传送到她的双腿,所以的脚无法完成化形,就造成了这样一个半人半鸡的形态。
But this chicken essence is different from the sparrow essence. The chicken's demon power level is still above the sparrow essence, but her demon poison is not in Neitan, but in the lower limbs. In other words, her demon power could not be transmitted to her legs, so her feet could not be transformed, resulting in such a half-human and half-chicken form.
“那到底能不能治好?”麻雀精追问道。
"Can it be cured?" The sparrow essence asked.
原本一直低着头不敢去看自己脚的姬晶晶也着急的抬起头,脸上满是急迫。
Ji Jingjing, who had always lowered her head and dared not to look at her feet, also raised her head anxiously, her face full of urgency.
“能……但是价钱嘛……”
"Yes ... but the price ..."
“多少钱都行。”姬晶晶迫不及待的说道。
"Any amount of money will do." Ji Jingjing said impatiently.
“对,恩……大师,我昨天就说过,只要能治好晶晶的腿,多少钱都不是问题。”麻雀精也附和着,他都想好了,要是他的存款不够,他就回家偷他妈妈的老本。
"Yes, um ... Master, I said yesterday, as long as Jingjing's legs can be cured, how much money is not a problem." Sparrow essence also echoed, he thought about it, if his deposits were not enough, he would Go home and steal his mother's old book.
“知道你们妖族有钱。”家里全是古董嘛,“我是说我这次除了收钱之外,还想要点别的东西。”
"I know you demon have money." The house is full of antiques, "I mean I want to order something other than money this time."
“什么东西?您说……”只要能治好她的腿,什么代价都可以。
"What? You say ..." As long as her leg can be cured, it will cost anything.
米宛沉吟片刻,问的无比突兀:“你……会下蛋吗?”
Mi Wan pondered for a moment, and asked awkwardly: "Do you ... will you lay eggs?"
姬晶晶被米宛问的一懵,好半天都没有回过神来。
Ji Jingjing was stunned by Mi Wan, and he hadn't recovered for a long time.
麻雀精却在听到米宛的问题时脸色大变,他急忙去看好友,见她神色还算正常,才说道:“大师,晶晶还是单身,怎么可能会……会那什么。”
But the sparrow face changed greatly when he heard Mi Wan's question. He hurried to see his friend and saw her look normal, before saying: "Master, Jingjing is still single, how could it be ... what would it be."
米宛没说话,盯着姬晶晶等着她的回答。
Mi Wan did not speak, staring at Ji Jingjing waiting for her answer.
“我……会。”良久,姬晶晶咬牙点头。
"I ... will." For a long time, Ji Jingjing gritted his teeth and nodded.
“晶晶?!”麻雀精有些心疼的看向好友,他是知道的,晶晶最讨厌的就是别人让她生蛋。
"Jingjing ?!" Sparrow Jing looked at his friend with some distress. He knew that Jingjing hated the most that others let her lay eggs.
姬晶晶却仿佛突破了某种心理障碍一般,脸色恢复了正常,她看着米宛说道:“我虽然化形有障碍,但是本身妖力还不错,如果我想,每三天可以下一颗蛋。”
Ji Jingjing seemed to have broken through a certain psychological barrier, and her complexion returned to normal. She looked at Mi Wan and said, "Although I have obstacles in transformation, my demon power is not bad. If I want to, I can lay an egg every three days. "
每三天一颗,那还真是高产了。就是五百年前,那时候的鸡精也难得有三天下一颗蛋的,不过那时候的鸡精妖力都高,而鸡精的妖力越高,产蛋的频率就越低,当然,鸡蛋也就越营养。
One every three days, it is really high yield. It was five hundred years ago that the chicken essence at that time was rare to have an egg in three days, but then the chicken essence had a high demon power, and the higher the power of the chicken essence, the lower the frequency of egg production. Of course, the eggs were more nutritious .
“那行,你看这样行不……我治好你的腿,你给我十万块现金,外加一百颗鸡蛋。”米宛琢磨了一下。
"That line, do you think it works ... I heal your legs, you give me 100,000 pieces of cash, plus a hundred eggs." Mi Wan thought about it.
“一百颗……会不会……”
"One hundred ... will it ..."
“可以。”麻雀精的话被姬晶晶直接打断了,“不过,我可能一下拿不出这么多鸡蛋。”
"Yes." Ji Jingjing's words were interrupted directly by Ji Jingjing. "However, I may not be able to get so many eggs at once."
“没事,明天你先给我凑十个,剩下的慢慢给就行。”米宛也不怕他们赖账,反而有些期待。赖账了好啊,赖账了可以打上门翻倍的要啊。
"It's okay. Tomorrow you will make ten for me first, and the rest will be given slowly." Mi Wan is not afraid of their bad debts, but expects some. It's fine to pay the bills, you can double the door if you are paying the bills.
“那我现在给你治。”米宛把自己喝了一半的牛奶递给麻雀精,麻雀精麻溜的接过,并且非常识趣的下了车把门关上,留给两人一个绝对安静的治疗环境。
"Then I'll treat you now." Mi Wan handed over half the milk he drank to the sparrow essence, and the sparrow finely took it, and got out of the car and closed the door, leaving the two with an absolutely quiet treatment. surroundings.
姬晶晶体内的妖毒比麻雀精的要重一些,米宛在用灵力驱除妖力的时候多费了一些时间,整个治疗过程持续了差不多半个小时。本来可以更快一些的,但是姬晶晶的双腿因为长期没有妖力的滋养,承受不住太重的冲撞。米宛也不敢一下输进去太多灵力,怕到时候姬晶晶的腿好了,自己又给她打残废了。
The demon poison in Ji Jing crystal is heavier than the sparrow essence. Mi Wan spent more time to expel the demon power with spiritual power, and the whole treatment process lasted for almost half an hour. It could have been faster, but Ji Jingjing's legs could not bear the heavy impact because of the long-term lack of nourishment. Mi Wan did not dare to lose too much spiritual power at once, for fear that Ji Jingjing's legs would be better, and she would be disabled again.
“你体内的妖毒我驱除了九成,还留了一成在你体内,所以你暂时还不能变形。”米宛收回灵力。
"I have banished ninety percent of the demon poison in your body, and I have left another ten percent in your body, so you can't deform for the time being." Mi Wan withdrew his spiritual power.
“为什么要留一成?”姬晶晶疑惑。
"Why keep 10%?" Ji Jingjing wondered.
“你的腿因为长期没有妖力的滋养,所以强度不如你身体的其他部位,强行清除的话,等你化形的时候,凶猛的妖力一进去,就算化形了你也还是不能走路。”米宛解释道,“这剩下的一成妖毒危害已经不大,你自己用妖力滋养,最多一个星期你自己就能把它排出体外,也可以给你的腿多一些适应的时间。”
"Your legs are not nourished by demon power for a long time, so their strength is not as good as other parts of your body. If you forcefully clear it, when you transform, when the ferocious demon power enters, you can't walk even if you transform." Mi Wan Explained, "The remaining 10% of the monster poison is not too harmful. You nourish yourself with demon power. You can excrete it yourself for up to a week. You can also give your legs more time to adapt."
“谢谢。”姬晶晶道了一声谢,低着头盯着自己的鸡脚久久无法回神。还有一个星期,就一个星期,自己就可以站起来,家族里的人也不敢再说自己会退化的话了。
"Thank you." Ji Jingjing said thank you, staring down at her chicken feet for a long time, unable to recover. There is still a week, just a week, you can stand up, and people in the family dare not say that they will degenerate.
米宛不知道姬晶晶此时的心情,治疗完,打开车门就下了车。
Mi Wan didn't know Ji Jingjing's mood at this time. After the treatment, he opened the door and got off.
“大师,治疗的……如何了?”麻雀精急切的问道。
"Master, what's the matter ... what?" The sparrow asked eagerly.
米宛接过自己刚才喝了一半的牛奶,虽然有些凉了,但是味道依然不错:“治好了。”
Mi Wan took over half of the milk he just drank. Although it was a bit cold, it still tasted good: "Healed."
“真的,谢谢大师。”麻雀精道了谢就迫不及待的钻进车里去看鸡精了。
"Really, thank you master." Sparrow said thanks and he couldn't wait to get into the car to see the chicken essence.
米宛没兴趣听他们俩说悄悄话,也不急着收钱。刚才治疗的时候消耗了大量的灵力,她这时候有些饿了,决定先去便利店给自己买点吃的垫吧垫吧。
Mi Wan was not interested in listening to the two of them whispering, nor in a hurry to collect money. A lot of spiritual energy was consumed during the treatment just now. She was a little hungry at this time, so she decided to go to the convenience store and buy some pads for herself.
这一来一回,花了总共不过十分钟,等她捧着盒关东煮再回来的时候,保姆车旁忽然多了两只公鸡,不,是两只雄性鸡精。
This time, it took only a total of ten minutes. When she boiled the box of Kanto and returned, there were suddenly two more roosters beside the nanny's car. No, it was two male chicken essences.
“死麻雀,你好大的胆子,竟敢擅闯我们鸡族族地,带走我们的人?”一只穿着红色大褂的雄性鸡精指着麻雀精破口大骂。
"Dead sparrow, how dare you dare to trespass into our clan land and take away our people?" A male chicken in a red coat pointed at the sparrow and scolded.
“我倒是想光明正大的进去,但是你们把晶晶软禁了,根本不让我见她。”麻雀精堵着车门,死活不让他们进去。
"I want to enter in a fair and decent way, but you put Jingjing under house arrest and don't let me see her at all." Sparrow jammed the car door, letting them go in and out.
“你给我让开,不然别怪我们不客气。”另一只绿色的大公鸡也吼道。
"You give me a break, otherwise don't blame us for being rude." Another big green roar also roared.
“小伟,你让我跟他们回去。”这时候,坐在车里的姬晶晶也说话了,她知道,麻雀精的实力根本打不过这两只公鸡。
"Xiaowei, you let me go back with them." At this time, Ji Jingjing sitting in the car also spoke. She knew that the sparrow's strength could not beat these two roosters.
“没错,你最好老老实实的跟我们回去,像你这种随时会退化的母鸡,还是老老实实的回去给我们族群下蛋吧。要是运气好,你的蛋里还能孵出来几只有妖力的小鸡。”红色公鸡的语气里满是鄙视。
"Yes, you'd better go back with us honestly, like a hen like you who will degenerate at any time, or go back and lay eggs for our ethnic group. If you are lucky, your eggs can still hatch There are only chicks with magic power. "The tone of the red cock was full of contempt.
“你们……别太过分了,晶晶才不会退化,她马上……”
"You ... don't go too far, Jingjing will not degenerate, she will immediately ...
“你们这两只公鸡,这是要抢我的鸡蛋?”米宛本来是没打算参与进去的,不管起因是啥,反正是一窝鸡打架。但是这个红公鸡说话不对呀,什么叫让姬晶晶回去下蛋。有么有搞错,姬晶晶欠她一百颗蛋,也就是说未来一年她下的蛋那都是她的。
"You two roosters, this is to grab my eggs?" Mi Wan had not intended to participate in it. No matter what the cause was, it was a flock of chickens fighting anyway. But this red cock is not right, what is it that Ji Jingjing goes back to lay eggs. Is there anything wrong, Ji Jingjing owes her a hundred eggs, which means that the eggs she lay in the next year are all hers.
这大公鸡是公然挑衅啊!
This big cock is blatantly provocative!
“你是谁?”红公鸡问。
"Who are you?" The Red Rooster asked.
“姬晶晶未来一年的蛋那都是我的。”米宛宣誓主权。
"Ji Jingjing's eggs will be mine in the coming year." Mi Wan swears sovereignty.
“你算哪根葱?”红公鸡怒道。
"Which green onion do you count?" The red cock said angrily.
我算哪根葱?米宛走过去,一巴掌把红公鸡拍回原形,然后拎着对方的后脖颈毛,提到眼前,温柔一笑:“你说呢?”
Which green onion do I count? Mi Wan walked over, slapped the red rooster back to its original shape, and then carried the other's back neck and neck hair.
作者有话要说: 米宛:我看谁敢动我的蛋?
The author has something to say: Mi Wan: Who do I dare to touch my eggs?
公鸡:喔喔喔~~~
Rooster: Oh ~~~